Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

Taking the stairs because you’re trying to live healthier, then trying to hide how out of breath you are when you get into the office. PGP

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.