StagParty

Making dope ass code changes since 2017.

Member Since 01/27/2017

  • StagParty 6 years ago on I Aborted A Meet Cute At The Last Possible Second

    I did the same exact thing yesterday, except it wasn’t because something about her turned me off, but because I didn’t have the balls to say something. I mean, this girl walked RIGHT PAST ME and I didn’t say shit. I’m still pissed at myself about it, and I have failed #ShootYourShot2018. Sorry Dillion.

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  • StagParty 6 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: January 26

    IT’S MY BIRTHDAY tomorrow and I’m fucking stoked right now and can’t wait to leave work. I can’t sit still right now I’m so amped up. Going into Manhattan tomorrow to hit the bars and get rip roaring drunk to suppress my quarter life crisi- I mean, celebrate my 25th.

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  • StagParty 6 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: January 19

    Me and the boys are going to the Big Ten Super Saturday in MSG with a college basketball – college hockey day-night double header for my birthday. Then we’re gonna grab the girls and hit the bars. Should be a fucking blast.

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  • StagParty 6 years ago on I'm 27 Years Old And I Don't Know What A Date Is

    I think we’re getting into the nuances of the differences between a romantic date and a non-romantic/platonic date. Romantic dates are the obvious ones, like in scenarios #1 and #2 where each person knows going in that you are going to be exploring the prospects of becoming romantically involved with one another (or furthering your romantic involvement). Non-romantic dates are things where you make plans with somebody with no stated intentions of exploring the prospects of becoming romantically involved (things where you say things like “It’s a date!” when you make the plans). Can non-romantic dates lead to the two of you hooking up at the end of it? Yeah, cause alcohol, but that wasn’t the initial point of getting together in the first place. And sure, there’s a lot of grey areas like scenarios #3 and #4, and you’re gonna have to play those by ear.

    What you and Mia did the other day was a non-romantic date. Sure there was a non-zero chance of you two hooking up, but there’s almost always a non-zero chance of two people hooking up when they go somewhere together, especially if there’s alcohol involved. But that doesn’t mean it was ever on the table.

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  • StagParty 6 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: January 5

    It’s cold. There’s supposed to be a high of 9 degrees in New York tomorrow and a low of -3. And that’s without the wind chill, which has been clocking in around 20 to 25 mph. So yeah, I’m thinking about staying inside and watching football all weekend (which, of course, I won’t).

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  • StagParty 6 years ago on What Your Beach Drink Says About You

    So if you’re trying to get really fucked up, you gotta go for the Loaded Corona: take a Corona bottle, drink the neck, then fill it with Barcardi Limon. It tastes just like a regular Corona with lime, and gets you drunk three times as fast.

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  • StagParty 6 years ago on This Weekend In Fun: NYE

    After either attending or hosting house parties for every New Year’s I’ve been alive for, I’m actually going to a bar in Manhattan. It’s my first time going out for New Year’s, so hopefully it’s better than everyone makes it out to be.

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