My new drug dealer is my doctor. PGP.

My bank account sits at -$13.47. I am worth negative one medium, no topping pizza. PGP.

Didn’t wake up as a Victoria’s Secret Angel this morning. PGP.

I eat at the same five places every week. PGP.

Having to scroll down to find your birth year when registering for stuff online. PGP.

I literally do not know how to ask for days off.