Small engineering school in Colorado for undergrad, full time job, night law school, proudest Texas you'll meet. Remember senior year of high school (oh-five!)? Yeah, it was awesome.
Why the fuck would you date a girl who ISN’T a Spurs fan? The test of whether she is a true fan is whether she can name the bench based on jersey numbers. The best question you can ask is why she hates LeBron because if she doesn’t, life is too short to date stupid people. (If she refers to him as “King James” you have my permission as a woman to bitch slap the shit outta her. There’s only one King and his last name is Strait.)
Feeling sufficiently creeped out… I did graduate from the Air Force Academy, I’m in law school, and I plan to one day be a District Attorney and possibly run for Senate.
Airforce.com has job options 😀 I get public recognition and cake on my birthday every year… even though I’d rather not remember I’m another year older. After 25, its all downhill. (Disclaimer: I’m 26.)
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If anyone knows of a place that keeps a room full of puppies to play with, I want in. Send me a link to the website, please!
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PSA: ValuJet is still operating… under the name AirTran. Props to their marketing team.
Why the fuck would you date a girl who ISN’T a Spurs fan? The test of whether she is a true fan is whether she can name the bench based on jersey numbers. The best question you can ask is why she hates LeBron because if she doesn’t, life is too short to date stupid people. (If she refers to him as “King James” you have my permission as a woman to bitch slap the shit outta her. There’s only one King and his last name is Strait.)
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Glad I’m not the only one that uses Office Communicator to avoid doing work all day. #PGP
Feeling sufficiently creeped out… I did graduate from the Air Force Academy, I’m in law school, and I plan to one day be a District Attorney and possibly run for Senate.
Airforce.com has job options 😀 I get public recognition and cake on my birthday every year… even though I’d rather not remember I’m another year older. After 25, its all downhill. (Disclaimer: I’m 26.)
I prefer to start with General Patton’s “You are always on parade.” Eisenhower works too, though.