This is my cube. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cube is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My cube, without me, is useless. Without my cube, I am useless. PGP.

90% of the emails I send start with “Sorry for the delay.” PGP.

Made lunch today and gave myself food poisoning. PGP.

Coming out of a meeting with a new title, more responsibility, and the exact same pay. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.