Took 3 vacation days to work a second job.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

I hate this place. PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.