Former Army Officer turned consultant. Firmly believes that the best ideas are conceived in the shower, twizzlers are way better than red vines, and that he should be allowed to have a $#%&ing beer at lunch. Can't understand why you always think of something better to say after hitting send, how the worst people are always the ones being promoted, or why balding guys don't just shave their heads. Constanly on the verge of starting a quest to work out and eat right. Trying to find love in the DMV.
I get where you’re coming from… except for the Miller Lite. Maybe you don’t live in a state blessed enough to import Yuengling. In that one case, I feel for you, I really do. And it’s not your fault that the big three beer companies have poured countless millions of dollars into branding and legal shenanigans rather than developing a better product to maintain market share. But at the end of the day, you gotta recognize the big three for what they are, half-rice-horse-piss. They’re has got to be a competitively priced, better tasting beer in your area. Life is too short to drink shitty beer. I’m not saying to drink Heineken or Corona, they’re shit too.
A cider between beers on a really hot day is pretty damn refreshing. And when I say “beers”, I mean real beers, not Bud, Coors, or Miller. That shit is half rice and shouldn’t have the honor of being called a fucking beer! If you live in a state that is blessed enough to have Yuengling, you shouldn’t be drinking that swill anyway.
Dude, if you’re going to contribute to a site primarily about working in an office, you need to first watch, and then recognize when someone references, the most quintessential office movie ever made.
What kind of red-blooded American burger establishment doesn’t fucking carry bacon!? Fucking In-N-Out Burger! Get the hell out of here with your baconless commie burger!
Dude, you forgot CiCi’s Pizza; cuz nothing says “I fucking hate myself” like stuffing your face with a shitty $8 pizza buffet surrounded by screaming children.
And I wanna give a shout out to a VA local chain, Chanello’s. No better end to a drunken shit show than a $7 large pepperoni delivered to your dorm at 3am.
You may be sitting around a fire with your same idiot friends… but you’re sitting around a fire with your same idiot friends with s’mores in your face hole.
A female friend of mine once told me that another male friend of hers told her that men and women couldn’t be friends. She told me she thought that was bullshit. I agreed adding, “men and women can absolutely be friends, but don’t fool yourself, 9 times out of 10, we’d sleep with you if given the chance.”
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The fitness I worry about on Thanksgiving is fitness ass into the loosest pair of pants I own so there are no unnecessary barriers to shoveling it in.
I get where you’re coming from… except for the Miller Lite. Maybe you don’t live in a state blessed enough to import Yuengling. In that one case, I feel for you, I really do. And it’s not your fault that the big three beer companies have poured countless millions of dollars into branding and legal shenanigans rather than developing a better product to maintain market share. But at the end of the day, you gotta recognize the big three for what they are, half-rice-horse-piss. They’re has got to be a competitively priced, better tasting beer in your area. Life is too short to drink shitty beer. I’m not saying to drink Heineken or Corona, they’re shit too.
A cider between beers on a really hot day is pretty damn refreshing. And when I say “beers”, I mean real beers, not Bud, Coors, or Miller. That shit is half rice and shouldn’t have the honor of being called a fucking beer! If you live in a state that is blessed enough to have Yuengling, you shouldn’t be drinking that swill anyway.
Dude, if you’re going to contribute to a site primarily about working in an office, you need to first watch, and then recognize when someone references, the most quintessential office movie ever made.
What kind of red-blooded American burger establishment doesn’t fucking carry bacon!? Fucking In-N-Out Burger! Get the hell out of here with your baconless commie burger!
Dude, Tink is thick.
When asked, “How’s it going?” or, “How are you?”, my reply is always the same: “Depends on how you look at it.”
Dude, you forgot CiCi’s Pizza; cuz nothing says “I fucking hate myself” like stuffing your face with a shitty $8 pizza buffet surrounded by screaming children.
And I wanna give a shout out to a VA local chain, Chanello’s. No better end to a drunken shit show than a $7 large pepperoni delivered to your dorm at 3am.
Get a can of Plasti Dip and go to town on your car. DIY paint job for $7 a can.
Today actually is my 30th birthday…
You may be sitting around a fire with your same idiot friends… but you’re sitting around a fire with your same idiot friends with s’mores in your face hole.
Made it to 20 seconds in each video before going blind with rage.
Yea, but the text was from 12:09 AM.
This discussion reminded me of this article on Forbes: http://www.forbes.com/sites/chereenzaki/2012/07/24/the-50000-question-can-a-masters-hurt-your-job-prospects/
It also has me wondering if I’m making the right decision to go for my MPH starting this Fall.
It’s time to panic, people! Get your cheddar biscuits while you still can!!!
A female friend of mine once told me that another male friend of hers told her that men and women couldn’t be friends. She told me she thought that was bullshit. I agreed adding, “men and women can absolutely be friends, but don’t fool yourself, 9 times out of 10, we’d sleep with you if given the chance.”
I’d totally charge that time too.