SoManyPGPs

Former Army Officer turned consultant. Firmly believes that the best ideas are conceived in the shower, twizzlers are way better than red vines, and that he should be allowed to have a $#%&ing beer at lunch. Can't understand why you always think of something better to say after hitting send, how the worst people are always the ones being promoted, or why balding guys don't just shave their heads. Constanly on the verge of starting a quest to work out and eat right. Trying to find love in the DMV.

Member Since 01/16/2014

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

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Getting sick just in time for the weekend. PGP

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Tinder has become a hub for single mothers. PGP.

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Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

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In order to get promoted at my office you have to accept a pay cut for 2 years.

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I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP

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8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

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The cellphone belt clip is the new pocket protector. PGP

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Dying a little inside when your boss calls you during your lunch break. PGP

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Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP

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