Former Army Officer turned consultant. Firmly believes that the best ideas are conceived in the shower, twizzlers are way better than red vines, and that he should be allowed to have a $#%&ing beer at lunch. Can't understand why you always think of something better to say after hitting send, how the worst people are always the ones being promoted, or why balding guys don't just shave their heads. Constanly on the verge of starting a quest to work out and eat right. Trying to find love in the DMV.
Mine also started to go in college. ROTC gave the excuse to started buzzing it close. When I hit 24, I was deployed and used the opportunity to test out the full-on shave. That was 7 years ago and I haven’t regretted it once. Wasn’t sure I’d like the bald and bearded look at first but, when I got out of the Army, I started growing one and can’t picture myself without it. I keep it about a quarter to a half inch.
Once you embrace it, you won’t regret it. Also, girls in general seem to love it. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told unsolicited that I have “a nice shaped head.”
Dude, I’m not sure you really understand what that phrase entails. It’s not about picking and choosing your battles, keeping your head down, or embracing the suck. Drinking the Kool-aid is about adopting someone, or some organization’s, ideology with blind fanatical devotion. In corporate terms, someone has drank the Kool-aid when their company enacts policies wildly detrimental to its employees yet will continue to sing its praises because the policy was “good for the company.” It means you’ll figuratively, and sometimes literally, swallow whatever they tell you to without question.
Come on, Will, don’t belittle her cause. She’s investing her time, and his money, into fighting against one of the most egregious and troubling issues of our time… One that affects her.
Don’t you guys know anything about this girl yet? She’s not actually going to go to grad school… she’s just going to think about it, possibly apply, feel better about herself for having thought about attempting something, then move on to the next thing. Probably TGDAG: Start a side business. Cuz it “totes makes more sense” to make some extra money now than wait two years.
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I don’t think I could imagine a more disingenuous and conniving person than girl.
Nothing says “insecure” like having to constantly remind yourself that you’re secure with who you are.
Don’t have Instagram, but did go to JMU… Interest level rose 1000% half way through this article.
I work with living, breathing examples of living, breathing cuts it.
They haven’t had sex yet. He’s still waiting for the perfect moment.
Mine also started to go in college. ROTC gave the excuse to started buzzing it close. When I hit 24, I was deployed and used the opportunity to test out the full-on shave. That was 7 years ago and I haven’t regretted it once. Wasn’t sure I’d like the bald and bearded look at first but, when I got out of the Army, I started growing one and can’t picture myself without it. I keep it about a quarter to a half inch.
Once you embrace it, you won’t regret it. Also, girls in general seem to love it. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been told unsolicited that I have “a nice shaped head.”
Is the question I would ask Seven every time I greeted him.
“WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!”
Curling does that to me too. No idea why.
If I were making my own profile and said, “Take me anywhere with a lotta beers and loose women,” people would think I’m a scumbag.
Nah, we’d understand you were being sarcastic, because we’re #fluentinsarcasm without having to explicitly state that we’re #fluentinsarcasm.
Also, who wouldn’t be down for lots of beer and loose women?
The Oregon Duck commercial shows how I feel at work every day.
As a vet, I definitely would have thought she was referring to .223 caliber ammunition… Not sure if I would have been excited or creeped the fuck out.
Man, I love a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Never understood banana and mayo sandwich people.
Every installment, this girl gets more Regina George and less Elle Woods.
Then why has every woman I’ve dated in DC not know how to cook?
Dude, I’m not sure you really understand what that phrase entails. It’s not about picking and choosing your battles, keeping your head down, or embracing the suck. Drinking the Kool-aid is about adopting someone, or some organization’s, ideology with blind fanatical devotion. In corporate terms, someone has drank the Kool-aid when their company enacts policies wildly detrimental to its employees yet will continue to sing its praises because the policy was “good for the company.” It means you’ll figuratively, and sometimes literally, swallow whatever they tell you to without question.
Come on, Will, don’t belittle her cause. She’s investing her time, and his money, into fighting against one of the most egregious and troubling issues of our time… One that affects her.
What if my gf makes more than I do?
That’s not a hypothetical, my girlfriend actually makes more than I do.
“How many selfies is too many to post within a 24-hour period?” The answer is any number greater than zero.
Don’t you guys know anything about this girl yet? She’s not actually going to go to grad school… she’s just going to think about it, possibly apply, feel better about herself for having thought about attempting something, then move on to the next thing. Probably TGDAG: Start a side business. Cuz it “totes makes more sense” to make some extra money now than wait two years.