I did the Tiger pump thinking the bathroom was empty. I was wrong. My nickname is now “Woods”. PGP.

If I could have seen how miserable my future was going to be when I was little kid, I would have just stayed in my hometown and opened up an action figure store.

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.

Sore after softball, again

Educating the youngsters in the office to never forget about Dre.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Making a dentist appointment for 730 am because you already used up your PTO on stupid shit… PGP

Coworker just used the term “pound” instead of hashtag when referring to a Tweet. PGP

Made a tee time before 10am on Saturday