When feeling precocious, look for up-and-coming cabernet sauvignon from Chile. 2nd largest region for Cab outside of France, perfect for ballin’ on a budget
Your currently suffering from a severe case of head trauma as known as “basicness” . The only known cure for this disease comes handed down by one of the foremost sages of our time “Dr. Gonzo”. In order to beat this disease you’ll need a handgun, preferable a steady dose of bourbon, i.e. Wild Turkey (injected intravenously every 4 to 8 hours or as needed for pain), and a typewriter to reduce this to a palpable stages. A full recovery, however unlikely is still possible. If you find yourself on a beach in barbados next weekend while drinking a mojito while Chrissy Teigen asks you to touch up her body paint for her next SI Swimsuit photo shoot, Don’t fret, your fully recovered. You truly have recovered from a hopeless state of mind and body known as “basiciness”. The bacteria will infect you indefinitely, much like AIDS, this disease can never be cured, a steady influx of bourbon can stem the systematic spread of this malignant tumor of “basicness” brought on through years of neglecting you carnal state of balance through the neglect of the venerable vices of any gentlemen “alcohol, sex, and gambling”. Prioritize these vices, eat a hot dog, and you can beat this Will.
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When feeling precocious, look for up-and-coming cabernet sauvignon from Chile. 2nd largest region for Cab outside of France, perfect for ballin’ on a budget
Just found last weekend’s weed in my Civ Pro book in the law library. PGP.
This should be done at UCSB. One week in Isla Vista should help them get their priorities straight. Bonus points if they make it through Halloween
Surfing through the California State Park System #pgp
just because your fishing doesn’t mean you always the land the big catch
when your f*cking & your girlfriend’s dog jumps up and simultaneously decides to “shit the bed” #PGP
these “pentagon employees” are clearly campaign managers for Donald Trump’s national security policy.
Join a yoga studio. it’s a great workout && the F to M ratio is 5 to 1. Then capitalize & eat some sour skittles
As I was throwing back Coors Lights at the Q, I thought of deFries plight after round three. #gobolts
All the school children are lining up to put them in their sack lunches
Your currently suffering from a severe case of head trauma as known as “basicness” . The only known cure for this disease comes handed down by one of the foremost sages of our time “Dr. Gonzo”. In order to beat this disease you’ll need a handgun, preferable a steady dose of bourbon, i.e. Wild Turkey (injected intravenously every 4 to 8 hours or as needed for pain), and a typewriter to reduce this to a palpable stages. A full recovery, however unlikely is still possible. If you find yourself on a beach in barbados next weekend while drinking a mojito while Chrissy Teigen asks you to touch up her body paint for her next SI Swimsuit photo shoot, Don’t fret, your fully recovered. You truly have recovered from a hopeless state of mind and body known as “basiciness”. The bacteria will infect you indefinitely, much like AIDS, this disease can never be cured, a steady influx of bourbon can stem the systematic spread of this malignant tumor of “basicness” brought on through years of neglecting you carnal state of balance through the neglect of the venerable vices of any gentlemen “alcohol, sex, and gambling”. Prioritize these vices, eat a hot dog, and you can beat this Will.
Here’s an SDSU golfer tearing up the scene, you should add this D-man https://instagram.com/_paige.renee/
sacrilege Will, you forget bottle of white wine you bought when your ex visited came over but she doesn’t twist tops wine w/o a cork
Tequila and Espresso. It’s the legal equivalent of “brown-brown”
Any friday playlist with “Hey Ma” hits the G-spot. I’d reccommend mixing in “Workingman Blues #2” by Bob Dylan