My boss wanted to see an Excel video on YouTube, and I instinctively typed YouJizz. PGP.

Went from worrying about getting in trouble with the law to worrying about getting carpal tunnel syndrome. PGP.

always being prepared to minimize your web browser.

My Outlook isn’t working, but I’m holding off submitting a ticket to IT, so I can enjoy an empty inbox.

calling the bank on fraud credit charges, then realizing it was just something you bought when you were blacked out.

Realizing how much weight you’ve gained since high school when filling out the information for your new license. PGP.

Spent the last 2 hours at work thinking of what to Snapchat all my friends. PGP.

Constantly being reminded to recycle by the office treehugger. PGP.

Still writing “2013” on everything you sign and date. PGP.

Staring at the clock for 15 straight minutes once 4:45 hits. PGP.