Already broke my New Year’s resolution, and don’t even feel shame. PGP.

Determining who you should or shouldn’t CC in your emails. PGP.

The daily “get out of your chair and stretch” move. PGP.

Going to the bathroom to check Snapchat. PGP.

Gas mileage is the main factor when car shopping now. PGP.

Lying when someone asks how you are doing. PGP.

Just describing your job when someone asks what you do, because even you don’t know what to make of your job title. PGP.

Admiring coffee now like you did alcohol in college. PGP.

Stealing toilet paper from the office for home use. PGP.