The look you get when you complain to actual old people that you are getting old. PGP.

Yelling “I’m still here!” when the automatic lights go out. PGP.

Spending more time trying to think of an email subject than actually writing the email itself. PGP.

Mentally deciding what morning tasks you will be omitting each time you hit the snooze button. PGP.

Every new employee starts his career off with a lie: “Looking forward to working with you.” PGP.

Still having stamps on your hand from the bars on Monday morning. PGP.

When the automatic toilet doesn’t flush and your coworker walks into the stall right after you. PGP.

That one coworker who always asks you to bring something them something back when you’re walking out the door for lunch. PGP.