Getting bummed realizing I won’t be able to max out my Roth IRA contributions this year. PGP.

Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.

I used to have the best memory. Now, I tell the same story 5 times and can’t remember what I ate for breakfast. PGP.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP

Having to pull a bitch move by copying a coworker’s leader on an email because he won’t cooperate. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.

Just noticed a “Trump ’16” bumper sticker on my boss’s car. PGP.

Quit my job for a better one. Got a severance package. PGPowermove.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.