Google search: Has anyone ever died from a hangover? PGP

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

“I’m still trying to play catch-up from being out of the office last week.” PGP

There’s a 95 percent chance I will be sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall when the rapture happens. PGP

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP

The old ladies at work tell me I dress like their husbands. PGP

Facebook creeping a girl before adding her on LinkedIn. PGP.