Incredible. The action starts at the 1:20 mark. From Pitman High in Turlock, California. The kid obviously won. He’s gonna kill it at weddings.

I’ve never heard of Merrimack College, but if it spawns alumni that can create something as epic as the “Dayman” musical while huffing paint, I will send all of my future offspring there. A banquet of Milksteak (boiled hard) and Jellybeans (served raw, of course) followed the commencement.