Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Had a blood test to get cheaper insurance. Was still so dehydrated from the 4th they could barely get blood. PGP.

I have enough saved up to quit my job and survive for a week.

“When are you going to make an honest woman out of her?” #PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.