Yeah, I doubt women want to hear my theory on how differently life would have panned out if only the Rangers would have re-signed Nelson Cruz instead of getting Shin-Soo Choo.
As the great Kenny Powers once said, “Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.”
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He’s still upset about his car sinking
I used to think I was the only one who thought he was a clownfraud. Good to see there’s company.
July 17th look for about 15 drunk Texans wearing Rangers gear
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Those “Spin the Wheel” tents get me every time
Shit.
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Working in software sales, I can kill the better half of an entire afternoon “auditing account usage” or “reviewing pipeline”.
Funny you mention that. I have a 7-month old blue who I frequently call “stubborn little asshole”.
The first step is to stop listening to Florida Georgia Line
Something tells me this guys LOVES Luke Bryan.
Well, that’s just irresponsible.
I gotta go with Cousin Eddie on this one. The shitter is, indeed, full.
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My grandma was pretty distraught a few weeks ago when she saw (from a bunch of shared Facebook posts) that Rue McClanahan died.
She got over it pretty quick though when she remembered that she already mourned the loss back in 2010.
Yeah, I doubt women want to hear my theory on how differently life would have panned out if only the Rangers would have re-signed Nelson Cruz instead of getting Shin-Soo Choo.
SHIN. SOO. CHOO.
That last paragraph… Pure poetry.
As the great Kenny Powers once said, “Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.”
This is exactly what I hope for every time I get a “Save the Date”.