“Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip!” One of my favorite lines from Catch-22, this just kind of reminded me of it.
Grew one on my first deployment… A submarine was a great place to cultivate one since it takes me about two months before it looks presentable and there were no ladies to laugh in my face as it came in. Still required a lot of combing to look full after that, but totally worth it. Nothing more suave and debonair with a suit or a tux. Even better, when you’re lounging on the beach crushing bushwhackers, it absolutely oozes an unbeatable air of sleaziness when paired with some BluBlocker sunglasses. God I miss my mustache…
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Hate the tit tatt.
Having a bad tattoo is like having a bad haircut… for the rest of your life.
Jeez, well can I still play ring toss?
And for that matter, WHY must they shower with their backs to the wall?
How appropriate…
“Only a fifth of a second before that you were a small kid with a ten-week summer vacation that lasted a hundred thousand years and still ended too soon. Zip!” One of my favorite lines from Catch-22, this just kind of reminded me of it.
He should fight the “white boy privilege” poem kid.
The amount of money I blew in that wonderful redneck shithole should’ve been enough to earn me that title on its own.
Grew one on my first deployment… A submarine was a great place to cultivate one since it takes me about two months before it looks presentable and there were no ladies to laugh in my face as it came in. Still required a lot of combing to look full after that, but totally worth it. Nothing more suave and debonair with a suit or a tux. Even better, when you’re lounging on the beach crushing bushwhackers, it absolutely oozes an unbeatable air of sleaziness when paired with some BluBlocker sunglasses. God I miss my mustache…