There are actually monsters out there who think it’s gross that I sleep with the cute family member whose instincts are to dig and roll in the mud, root through the trash, and attempt to gobble up used condoms on the side of the road on our daily walks??? Disgusting.
Usually an air lunch kinda guy myself, but a favorite hobby of mine when I stay late is rat-fucking candy off the desks of those slobs who keep a pot of M&Ms or fun size Snickers. That’s kinda like lunch, right?
A fruitless endeavor indeed. Even if I can manage to wake my ass up and get back out there, I can never seem to catch a buzz no matter how much I drink.
Last four horseman shot I took, I was fresh 22 year old fresh postgrad. Immediately vomited on the bar, and then on a poor holemess guy outside as I tried to give him my cigarettes. Not my finest hour.
Spot on. The main thing you gotta ask yourself is, “Would I be ok with being in the Navy/Air Force/Marines, and not being a pilot?” If the answer is no, you probably shouldn’t waste your time, the needs of the service will always come first and there’s a lot to derail you that’s way outside your control. Would you turn down an OCS spot if the recruiter only had SWO as an option? You’re unlikely to get another offer if you turn the first down. Your boy here did the whole pilot pipeline, and was a pretty good stick if I do say so, but only 2 people in my class winged. Navy didn’t need pilots at that time, it sucked ass but c’ste la vie. Now I do intel and it ain’t a bad gig.
Point is, wether you wanna fly jets, drive subs, or be a fuckin blowjob tester at the embassy in Rome, you gotta be ready to be an officer first. If you’re interested, I highly encourage you to go for it. At least you’ll never wonder what would have happened when you’re an old man on your death bead.
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There are actually monsters out there who think it’s gross that I sleep with the cute family member whose instincts are to dig and roll in the mud, root through the trash, and attempt to gobble up used condoms on the side of the road on our daily walks??? Disgusting.
Windows 95. Hover. Weezer’s Buddy Holly video. That was living.
Though my tastes have vastly improved, Coors Light is still the best solvent for #NCStateShit. Let’s see if it’s true that “Kevin Keats is a winner.”
Nice Raleigh lady like you? Angus Barn, easy.
Yea whatever, like ’em both, but now I’m so hungry, going to Wing House immediately.
Five Guys for North Carolina? Fuck that noise, Cook Out all day, baby.
Thanks for having me over, Mr Dolphin! Have yourself a fine navy day.
lol I said I ate candy, not crayons, navy 4 lyfe bruh
Usually an air lunch kinda guy myself, but a favorite hobby of mine when I stay late is rat-fucking candy off the desks of those slobs who keep a pot of M&Ms or fun size Snickers. That’s kinda like lunch, right?
lol I wouldn’t stop you
Nah son, Goodys powder, because it’s crushed up and works instantly. And because I’m a huge fucking redneck.
A fruitless endeavor indeed. Even if I can manage to wake my ass up and get back out there, I can never seem to catch a buzz no matter how much I drink.
Last four horseman shot I took, I was fresh 22 year old fresh postgrad. Immediately vomited on the bar, and then on a poor holemess guy outside as I tried to give him my cigarettes. Not my finest hour.
As an irl submariner, I approve. Props to the lady friend for putting up with it.
Spot on. The main thing you gotta ask yourself is, “Would I be ok with being in the Navy/Air Force/Marines, and not being a pilot?” If the answer is no, you probably shouldn’t waste your time, the needs of the service will always come first and there’s a lot to derail you that’s way outside your control. Would you turn down an OCS spot if the recruiter only had SWO as an option? You’re unlikely to get another offer if you turn the first down. Your boy here did the whole pilot pipeline, and was a pretty good stick if I do say so, but only 2 people in my class winged. Navy didn’t need pilots at that time, it sucked ass but c’ste la vie. Now I do intel and it ain’t a bad gig.
Point is, wether you wanna fly jets, drive subs, or be a fuckin blowjob tester at the embassy in Rome, you gotta be ready to be an officer first. If you’re interested, I highly encourage you to go for it. At least you’ll never wonder what would have happened when you’re an old man on your death bead.
Ha! I’ll be at the pool year round in Miami! If I still have one after this weekend… fuck.
Yeah, and you could even call the people who go there circle jerks
Am I the only one who can’t stand when people order food by “do”-ing it? I can’t be, right?
This is delightfully awful. Very well done.
Gorilla vs big ass snake, like a python/anaconda/boa. Would that be a closer match?