Damnit you sick son of a bitch I thought you learned your lesson. You are the reason Bruce Jenner turned into a female. You’re also the reason why your mother cries herself to sleep every night because she hates the very thought of not aborting you when she had the chance. Do us all a favor and GTFO you sackless piece of horse shit.
Damnit ATLGuy. You huge sack of shit. I wish we could all take turns checking you into the wall and forcing you to drink bleach. I also wish your mom would have just swallowed instead of allowing your most likely dead-beat dad to flop on top of her and bust inside of her. From all of us to you – go fuck yourself.
Bought condoms the other day – walked up to the cashier, gave him a genuine smirk as we both acknowledged I would be going home and providing mediocre sex by lasting for 48 seconds – high fiving her afterwards for letting me hump on top of her, and then offering some juice to her as we lay there awkwardly.
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Announcements like these make me miss my Razr. The good ole days.
Is it weird that I really want sushi right now after reading this article and comments?
Not all heroes wear capes
I’m gonna sit back while all the ladies on this site defend their position for their lady parts or criticize men for their balls smelling.
Damnit you sick son of a bitch I thought you learned your lesson. You are the reason Bruce Jenner turned into a female. You’re also the reason why your mother cries herself to sleep every night because she hates the very thought of not aborting you when she had the chance. Do us all a favor and GTFO you sackless piece of horse shit.
My bad…
Damnit ATLGuy. You huge sack of shit. I wish we could all take turns checking you into the wall and forcing you to drink bleach. I also wish your mom would have just swallowed instead of allowing your most likely dead-beat dad to flop on top of her and bust inside of her. From all of us to you – go fuck yourself.
Fuck that.
Pizza has tomatoes – tomatoes are a vegetable – vegetables are healthy = pizza is healthy? I’m pretty sure it works that way but I’m no scientist.
Been there – can confirm this.
I think I may go to work with a bottle of gin and just proclaim myself the gintern. Shooters gotta shoot right?
Califorication – great show.
I spend a solid ten hours a week at work on this website. I think I’ll suffer through the 9-5 work days and not lose 25% of my income.
Bought condoms the other day – walked up to the cashier, gave him a genuine smirk as we both acknowledged I would be going home and providing mediocre sex by lasting for 48 seconds – high fiving her afterwards for letting me hump on top of her, and then offering some juice to her as we lay there awkwardly.
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American dream at its finest. Also, fuck Melissa
When you start balding in your 20’s and realize dreadlocks aren’t even an option – PGP
Been at work for thirty minutes and could already use a drink – PGP
Reminds me of how it goes when I am with my in-laws.
Cool.