“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

Putting things on your desk/walls so your boss won’t realize you’re planning to leave as soon as humanly possible. PGP.

Can’t get Ambien so I’m doubling down on melatonin. PGP.

Not understanding how people with lower salaries manage to eat out every night.