I have a very minimalist vibe in my cube since I don’t like being surrounded by “stuff” though I do have a baseball I autographed myself. It’s all at once a power-move, a talking-point, and fun to toss at somebody to see their reaction after telling them it’s one-of-a-kind.
So exercise hobby dude liked a girl until he saw a previous version of her was “hotter” than the current person he was interested in, then suddenly he’s not as interested? Bro, you need to save her time and yours and move on because this “fitness hobby” thing is just you rationalizing your way out of not being that into her.
I remember in a Nintendo Power preview for Gretzky they mentioned an Easter egg that put “the Devil” in the game. Turns out it was noted Slovakian national and former Buffalo Sabres winger Miroslav Satan. Never quite figured out if it was irony or just a nerd who didn’t realize he was a real player. Probably a nerd.
Damn, that’s the pits, man. I know it won’t make you feel better in the short term, but at least happened early on enough, and you get some good distraction time with the old man to boot!
I do this once or twice a year and it’s amazing how it can pull you back from the brink. The feeling of knowing you’re doing you on what would normally be somebody else’s time is entirely different than a normal weekend/scheduled day off. I’m taking this article as the sign I needed to do it tomorrow myself, after a brutal 2-week stretch of holidays, travel, work, and weddings.
Every two weeks I have to hike cross-town to deliver a presentation. In the summer, chinos are off the menu those days, thanks to knee and ankle sweat marks. Who the fuck gets ankle sweat?!
Beyond just being a momentum killer, this seems so overindulgent. It amounts to force-requesting praise, which is all these speeches are. “…this is why XYZ is the best person and I love them so much…” EIGHT TIMES? At a destination wedding too? Pump the breaks.
I have an old supervisor who I like as a person but hate on social media. Her Instagram is identical daily sweaty selfies and saying how “swole” she is. (She is not. At all.) And, hashtags that are multiple sentences with no spaces; just atrocious cringe. I would have unfollowed anyone else’s dog shit behavior years ago, buuuut she’s a great reference on the ole resume.
Like Duda, I’ve had the same phone number my whole life? Luckily, there are only a handful of 3-number prefixes after my NoMich area code (what up Will), so it’s easy to tell the spoofers that match their origin number to your area code from the actual legit calls (of which there are like 3 a year). Rare perk of a rural upbringing.
Used to sit next to a someone who was on a weird, woo-woo diet. She would eat steamed broccoli at 10:00am every day. Now, I love broccoli, but hot broccoli stank first thing in the morning is something I wish on nobody. Shout-out to all the scent-free snackers out there doing the most.
I’m totally fine with cold pizza, but my whole world changed when I realized how amazing reheated pizza turns out when you basically fry it on the stove. I’ve even flipped it cheese side down a couple times to get a little crisping there too.
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I was watching COPS.
Honest question here: do you drink iced tea in the morning as part of your AM routine or is it just the general go-to caffeine conduit?
I have a very minimalist vibe in my cube since I don’t like being surrounded by “stuff” though I do have a baseball I autographed myself. It’s all at once a power-move, a talking-point, and fun to toss at somebody to see their reaction after telling them it’s one-of-a-kind.
So exercise hobby dude liked a girl until he saw a previous version of her was “hotter” than the current person he was interested in, then suddenly he’s not as interested? Bro, you need to save her time and yours and move on because this “fitness hobby” thing is just you rationalizing your way out of not being that into her.
I mean, Will may have #2 as well, albeit for different reasons.
I remember in a Nintendo Power preview for Gretzky they mentioned an Easter egg that put “the Devil” in the game. Turns out it was noted Slovakian national and former Buffalo Sabres winger Miroslav Satan. Never quite figured out if it was irony or just a nerd who didn’t realize he was a real player. Probably a nerd.
Damn, that’s the pits, man. I know it won’t make you feel better in the short term, but at least happened early on enough, and you get some good distraction time with the old man to boot!
I do this once or twice a year and it’s amazing how it can pull you back from the brink. The feeling of knowing you’re doing you on what would normally be somebody else’s time is entirely different than a normal weekend/scheduled day off. I’m taking this article as the sign I needed to do it tomorrow myself, after a brutal 2-week stretch of holidays, travel, work, and weddings.
Every two weeks I have to hike cross-town to deliver a presentation. In the summer, chinos are off the menu those days, thanks to knee and ankle sweat marks. Who the fuck gets ankle sweat?!
Beyond just being a momentum killer, this seems so overindulgent. It amounts to force-requesting praise, which is all these speeches are. “…this is why XYZ is the best person and I love them so much…” EIGHT TIMES? At a destination wedding too? Pump the breaks.
Wait. So did that guy bang the 18-year-old, or are we calling making out “hooking up” now?
Sup, fellow hiking-hating, tv-watching, medical-hardware-excuse-using individual?
I have an old supervisor who I like as a person but hate on social media. Her Instagram is identical daily sweaty selfies and saying how “swole” she is. (She is not. At all.) And, hashtags that are multiple sentences with no spaces; just atrocious cringe. I would have unfollowed anyone else’s dog shit behavior years ago, buuuut she’s a great reference on the ole resume.
Like Duda, I’ve had the same phone number my whole life? Luckily, there are only a handful of 3-number prefixes after my NoMich area code (what up Will), so it’s easy to tell the spoofers that match their origin number to your area code from the actual legit calls (of which there are like 3 a year). Rare perk of a rural upbringing.
Used to sit next to a someone who was on a weird, woo-woo diet. She would eat steamed broccoli at 10:00am every day. Now, I love broccoli, but hot broccoli stank first thing in the morning is something I wish on nobody. Shout-out to all the scent-free snackers out there doing the most.
This is the final form of the first week back to school “what did you do over summer” essay.
Commando.
That smudged, offset monitor can’t be good ergonomically. Better take care of your back if you don’t want somebody else taking it, Micah.
These shoes rule.
I’m totally fine with cold pizza, but my whole world changed when I realized how amazing reheated pizza turns out when you basically fry it on the stove. I’ve even flipped it cheese side down a couple times to get a little crisping there too.