I get Houston is the 4th largest city in America but it’s really nothing like NYC, Chicago, or LA. Would I rather live here than Philly, Atlanta, or Phoenix? Absolutely but for many reasons it’s incomparable to living in the top three.
How Duda go from getting laid off, worried about how he was going to pay his rent / get a job / put food in his mouth to a multi-week Italian getaway in the span of roughly eight months?
At a previous job I asked our VP why the girls were allowed to wear shorts during the summer on casual Fridays but the guys were not, and his response was, “I like looking at their legs, not yours.” Gotta respect the honesty at least.
1. Go to Target and get a plastic beer pitcher.
2. Get rip roaring drunk.
3. Before going to bed fill pitcher with ice and only ice.
4. Wake up 6 – 8 hours later to freshest, coldest, most luxurious present you’ve ever given yourself.
There’s a popular theory that Mr. Ruff was jut looking for new recipe ideas and he hit his quota, however now that it’s officially summer I move to bring back the series thus providing new, lighter, and possibly healthier menu options for the masses.
About a year ago played a round of golf with a buddy and his much younger cousin (just finished freshman year of college at the time) tagged along. He kept checking his snapchat so I had him explain it to me. About 20 seconds later the internal “fuck me I’m old” thoughts started bouncing around between my ears.
The weather men are informative and all, but the most reliable source of potential storm severity are the liquor stores – you know it’s about to get bad when they close shop.
Your local Orvis should offer free Saturday morning fly casting classes should you find yourself sans tee time. And it’s a proven fact the chilliest guy in any airport is the one carrying his fly rod onto a flight bound for the more southern latitudes.
Before even watching a game, go on youtube and find the compilation videos of mic’d up hockey players talking shit to each other during the games. If you can’t appreciate and laugh at that, I doubt you find much joy in life.
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I get Houston is the 4th largest city in America but it’s really nothing like NYC, Chicago, or LA. Would I rather live here than Philly, Atlanta, or Phoenix? Absolutely but for many reasons it’s incomparable to living in the top three.
Waldorf salad, while good, is barely more than apples and mayonnaise, and nowhere near number three on the list of best salads.
thanks.
Anyone have thoughts on Infinite Jest? Bought it last week but have yet to start reading it since I just finished another very long novel.
Usual Suspects, even though it’s normally on a premium channel.
How Duda go from getting laid off, worried about how he was going to pay his rent / get a job / put food in his mouth to a multi-week Italian getaway in the span of roughly eight months?
At a previous job I asked our VP why the girls were allowed to wear shorts during the summer on casual Fridays but the guys were not, and his response was, “I like looking at their legs, not yours.” Gotta respect the honesty at least.
Well to quote Paul Rudd, “I can only rock and roll all night and part of every day. I have errands to run.”
1. Go to Target and get a plastic beer pitcher.
2. Get rip roaring drunk.
3. Before going to bed fill pitcher with ice and only ice.
4. Wake up 6 – 8 hours later to freshest, coldest, most luxurious present you’ve ever given yourself.
Wonder what our very own Monalisa Sapperstein has to say about this.
I’ve got a great turkey burger recipe if anyone’s interested. And don’t @ me, you beef purists.
There’s a popular theory that Mr. Ruff was jut looking for new recipe ideas and he hit his quota, however now that it’s officially summer I move to bring back the series thus providing new, lighter, and possibly healthier menu options for the masses.
About a year ago played a round of golf with a buddy and his much younger cousin (just finished freshman year of college at the time) tagged along. He kept checking his snapchat so I had him explain it to me. About 20 seconds later the internal “fuck me I’m old” thoughts started bouncing around between my ears.
The weather men are informative and all, but the most reliable source of potential storm severity are the liquor stores – you know it’s about to get bad when they close shop.
You might want to dust off the old physics textbook from high school and give it a quick once over.
Your local Orvis should offer free Saturday morning fly casting classes should you find yourself sans tee time. And it’s a proven fact the chilliest guy in any airport is the one carrying his fly rod onto a flight bound for the more southern latitudes.
Or “objection” while the judge is explaining the process of jury selection and defining what “beyond a reasonable doubt” is.
Congrats on the sex
Before even watching a game, go on youtube and find the compilation videos of mic’d up hockey players talking shit to each other during the games. If you can’t appreciate and laugh at that, I doubt you find much joy in life.
This is one of the top five whitest comments of all time.