Dude is definitely the type of guy to drunkenly hop in on a Devil’s Threesome with one of his bros and then refer to the girl a total slut the next morning at brunch.
If only they were playing the Kansas City T-Bones after we all learned of Kansas’ hatred for Seinfeld. Also, T-Bone would be another Costanza reference.
If I was realDonaldTrump I’d make some sort of comment about “TOTALLY self-absorbed Will too busy to read and SUPPORT his fellow Grandex writers. Refusing to be a team player = Jeff Sessions. Sad!”
Eddie is either in the service industry or is one of those guys who doesn’t ever have a real job, but is also never unemployed. He just “has something going” at all times that remains a perpetual mystery to everyone he knows.
If you move the “n” several characters to the left and rotate 90 degrees, your name would be “microp” and thus very unfortunate for this particular article.
So when I’m in Vegas this weekend and a girl way out of my league asks if I’m looking for a date, does that mean she wants me to buy her a drink, or are we going for the $19.99 buffet? I’m confused.
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Ducking out a bit early to head up to the airport, followed by roughly 30 hours in Vegas.
Dude is definitely the type of guy to drunkenly hop in on a Devil’s Threesome with one of his bros and then refer to the girl a total slut the next morning at brunch.
Jordan’s boyfriend going to Turks and Caicos and being back out of the country two weeks later? Must be nice.
The real money would be in glitter repellent.
You hear that BOOM? Was the sound of Dave dropping knowledge on the uninitiated.
I’ve got new neighbors moving in this weekend, will have this checklist printed out to see what the competition’s bringing to my block.
You gotta lay off the Oreos, 19th. Or at least mix in some Tate’s.
I appreciate the transparency even if it is calling me out / showing me up. Have a good afternoon.
If only they were playing the Kansas City T-Bones after we all learned of Kansas’ hatred for Seinfeld. Also, T-Bone would be another Costanza reference.
Then why are you moderating my comment?
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If I was realDonaldTrump I’d make some sort of comment about “TOTALLY self-absorbed Will too busy to read and SUPPORT his fellow Grandex writers. Refusing to be a team player = Jeff Sessions. Sad!”
And Will gets busted lifting content from Dorno’s mailbag…..
Aren’t you too hungover to pick up on things like that?
Eddie is either in the service industry or is one of those guys who doesn’t ever have a real job, but is also never unemployed. He just “has something going” at all times that remains a perpetual mystery to everyone he knows.
In Houston it will be somewhere between 79 and 101 degrees at all hours of the day for the next six to eight weeks. October can’t come fast enough.
If you move the “n” several characters to the left and rotate 90 degrees, your name would be “microp” and thus very unfortunate for this particular article.
But why two colors for Oklahoma? Why????????
I’m embarrassed for my place of birth and those who still reside there.
Happily. It was a joke.
So when I’m in Vegas this weekend and a girl way out of my league asks if I’m looking for a date, does that mean she wants me to buy her a drink, or are we going for the $19.99 buffet? I’m confused.