Used to be a girl in our friend group who would insist we split the check based on who ordered what for dinner. She was “in charge” so would pass the bill around the table and ask everyone to put their amount owed down for them and their date. When the bill came back to her, people always either over estimated so she saved a few bucks, or she’d pass it around again because “Guys, there’s no way my meal and wine costs what’s left.” She was the all-time worst.
Does Specs do a create your own six pack? If so, get three or four of those, fill a case, play “life is like a box of beer” all night, and wake up with the worst hangover of your life.
I have a buddy who lost both legs in Afghanistan and he goes as Lt. Dan every year. Guy hasn’t paid for a drink in a loooooonnnnggg time (very much deserved).
I taught high school right after graduating and the year I had seniors a student came up to me the last week of school and said, “I’m the first person in my family to go to college. Thank you for helping me realize it was possible.” I consider it to be one of the highest compliment I’ve ever received.
For anyone in Houston, Michoacana Meat Market sells incredible fajita marinated skirt steak and chicken breasts for about $5.00 / lb. Their produce is also insanely cheap and they have ripe avocados year round to live your best #guaclife.
I once overhead a bartender tell another (apparently new) bartender to make the mimosas 3/4 champagne because the booze they use is cheaper than the oj. Alcoholic me wasn’t upset.
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Unrelated, but one of the reasons I don’t watch SportsCenter is because they all wear tennis shoes with their suits.
I just decided I’m going to use all three bathrooms in my house today to feel like a king.
***…just for the little blue box.***
Not everyone is able to offer the level of service Chilis provides.
As a curmudgeon at heart, I loved this.
Used to be a girl in our friend group who would insist we split the check based on who ordered what for dinner. She was “in charge” so would pass the bill around the table and ask everyone to put their amount owed down for them and their date. When the bill came back to her, people always either over estimated so she saved a few bucks, or she’d pass it around again because “Guys, there’s no way my meal and wine costs what’s left.” She was the all-time worst.
Best bet might be a black rubber hand from an adult themed store.
Does Specs do a create your own six pack? If so, get three or four of those, fill a case, play “life is like a box of beer” all night, and wake up with the worst hangover of your life.
I have a buddy who lost both legs in Afghanistan and he goes as Lt. Dan every year. Guy hasn’t paid for a drink in a loooooonnnnggg time (very much deserved).
I taught high school right after graduating and the year I had seniors a student came up to me the last week of school and said, “I’m the first person in my family to go to college. Thank you for helping me realize it was possible.” I consider it to be one of the highest compliment I’ve ever received.
Been craving tenders and fries for a few days now, this wonderful article solidified my lunch plans.
If I were you dad I’d be spending this fine Monday calling (insert bank here) to cancel your credit card.
Boss came through in the clutch with some free tix. Let’s gooooooo!
It’s clearly Wendy’s > McDonald’s > BK
I’m a bit of a pessimist so I “knew” the Chiefs were going to lose, but that ending hurt my soul last night.
1/2 lb of mixed chicken and beef fajitas for the wife, I get a combo plate. Outstanding variety and leftovers for dayzzz.
Star Wars is stupid. Hate me
He’s using chicken breast cutlets, not the entire breast folks. Those things are basically a good sized chicken finger. 20 minutes is plenty.
For anyone in Houston, Michoacana Meat Market sells incredible fajita marinated skirt steak and chicken breasts for about $5.00 / lb. Their produce is also insanely cheap and they have ripe avocados year round to live your best #guaclife.
I once overhead a bartender tell another (apparently new) bartender to make the mimosas 3/4 champagne because the booze they use is cheaper than the oj. Alcoholic me wasn’t upset.