Was at a conference in Vegas recently, needed some me time, spent a few hours and way too much money at Smith and Wollensky, decided it was better than losing same said money to the blackjack dealer.
If you’re single and not required to spend your birthday with the girlfriend or wife, go to a nice steakhouse, sit at the bar, order whatever you want without looking at the price, and you’ll have your best birthday celebration yet.
Went to a smaller private school that attracted students from all over. Was a great experience meeting people from Seattle to Main when 18, now we all live 2+ hours apart by plane. PGP
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A “I’d rather eat a white dog turd than Qdoba” might be more in line.
*Hotty. PGP
Shibby, if you’re as good to your mom as your gifs are to us then I don’t think you have anything to worry about.
Was at a conference in Vegas recently, needed some me time, spent a few hours and way too much money at Smith and Wollensky, decided it was better than losing same said money to the blackjack dealer.
If you’re single and not required to spend your birthday with the girlfriend or wife, go to a nice steakhouse, sit at the bar, order whatever you want without looking at the price, and you’ll have your best birthday celebration yet.
Seeing as you’re from Michigan I hope that is KISS themed pumpkin and not merely a shooting star.
Worst Halloween memory is the year my sister was sick and had to give up half my candy.
Unless deFries is getting all French on us and the salad accompanies an omelet or quiche, that’s unacceptable behavior.
Who drinks OJ while eating a salad? Just couldn’t trust a person like that.
Mondays all the way. Gives you something to look forward to the whole week prior.
Went to a smaller private school that attracted students from all over. Was a great experience meeting people from Seattle to Main when 18, now we all live 2+ hours apart by plane. PGP
I’m in Houston….
And if deFries and D-Man crash this thing I’ll send Hambino a check for their drinks.
That’s a bold statement with so many Texans on here.
But Vegas isn’t expensive because next time I go I’ll just win everything back. #vegaslogic
When I ask a woman a yes or no question and get a one word answer I’ll take this into consideration.
You didn’t read this very carefully, did you?
Walked into the work kitchen and two women on a cleanse were talking about their “movements.”
Sad tears or happy tears?
This isn’t TFM. We’re nice to each other over here.
Is this the start of a new weekly mailbag akin to one formerly posted by a favorite writer?
Everyone see Larry Sanders on SNL last night? Hilarious and awesome.