Just got an outlook invite for an ice cream and cake party to celebrate my last day of work. Fuck. PGP

Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

I’m afraid that if I use my work laptop at home, I’ll accidentally type in a porn site.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

I asked for a pressurized crockpot for Christmas. PGP.

Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

Your parents asking you to stop by the house this weekend to check in on their dog and cat because they know you don’t have plans. PGP.