Can confirm. He’s only 2 years removed from showing up to a scramble as the 5th guy. Told the Marshall he was “special” and needed to be with us so they gave him his own cart. Didn’t hit a shot, but made a mid-round run to the clubhouse for more booze and passed out while driving the golf cart. He was voted team MVP.
Bikers are the worst. They want all drivers to “share the road” but don’t want to follow the same traffic laws. Mother fuckers never stop at 4 way stops, and just roll through red lights. Can’t stand em.
Apparently they do it so they have both sets when they go to sell the car. As someone who drives a rental car every day, you’re a fucking idiot if you buy a rental car.
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To clarify, I passed out with nothing but my jacket on and she passed out in the bathroom.
How did gender reveal parties become a thing?
Getting married in less than 2 weeks. I’ve been building “wedding night sex” up for like 2 months. Thanks for bringing me back down to earth.
It is.
Congrats on the sex.
When will some of the remote guys be on the podcast. Also, 69th comment.
When can I get a #BonersHappen shirt?
I always thought Larry Legend was a Bud Heavy guy.
What?
Can confirm. He’s only 2 years removed from showing up to a scramble as the 5th guy. Told the Marshall he was “special” and needed to be with us so they gave him his own cart. Didn’t hit a shot, but made a mid-round run to the clubhouse for more booze and passed out while driving the golf cart. He was voted team MVP.
That’s the American Dream.
Typical HR response.
The ultimate PGP.
Hope you’ve taken time to study film and improve your pullout game with your new girlfriend. Also, congrats on the sex.
It’s the American way.
So does this mean you got your fastball back?
The condition of the car itself is what I was referring to. Don’t really slow down for speed bumps, no gradual acceleration, etc.
Bikers are the worst. They want all drivers to “share the road” but don’t want to follow the same traffic laws. Mother fuckers never stop at 4 way stops, and just roll through red lights. Can’t stand em.
Apparently they do it so they have both sets when they go to sell the car. As someone who drives a rental car every day, you’re a fucking idiot if you buy a rental car.
Is your friend’s name “Claus”