Joined a Facebook group for my 10 year high school reunion and there are more classmates I don’t remember than ones I do. PGP

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.

Upgraded from the binder clip to the Rolodex today.

Refund check went straight to student loans. PGP

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

I always say I’m not going to drink after work but then work happens…PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones, then buying new ones in the train station because you can’t be alone with your thoughts for a whole day. PGP.

Became a manager for the pay increase. Turns out I’m using the extra money for food to eat my feelings.