Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

Really glad that you can’t lose it if you don’t use it. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

Having the company card on work travel, but opting to stay in for a good night’s rest. PGP.

Just overheard my boss say, “I can still do a keg stand.” PGP.

I sipped the company Kool-Aid today. I kind of liked it. PGP.