I miss leggings. PGP.

I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

Is there a way to exchange my lunch hour for a nap hour? PGP.

Not being able to enter local businesses because they close at the same time my office does. PGP.

The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.