realDonaldTrump

45th President of the United States of America. Together, we will #MAGA.

Member Since 03/07/2017

  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Guys Being Dudes: Moral Hangover

    Taylor, recently came across GBD and binged! on recent Air Force One trip. Now we’re playing in the BIG Leagues!..ZERO common sense Dude is acting more erratic than Sean Spicer at White House press briefings. FIRED! Dude must get his act together NOW, just like Senate Republican need to get their act together to Repeal & Replace – No excuses. Sneaky Jordan is causing more problems than the lyin’ Fake News #MSM (failing @politico, @Morning_Joe, @washingtonpost, @HuffingtonPost, @nytimes, @NBCNews, @ABC, @CBS, @CNN). NOT to be trusted people. Very bad (or sick) person. Poor Macy, she sounds like a very nice girl. SAD!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Dinner With The Parents

    No apologies, delayed comment result of all the Winning I’ve been doing on the Hill today for the American people to Make America Great Again! Health care bill and military ban said to be huge successes. BIG league!..Unfortunately, not very much winning coming from clueless lightweight Todd. Is about as clueless as Cryin’ Chuck Schumer – Drain the swamp! Why is he so surprised Zero Chill Mom handed him grandmother’s wedding wing? He knows Girl is expecting ring and has failed to ACT just like many Senate Republicans have failed to act on promises until this week. Todd has reminded me of nervous Little Marco this entire month. It is time for him to rise to the occasion and “walk the walk” or end it with Girl. But fake news Washington Post is now reporting Todd will clam up like a TOTAL loser. Sad!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Collusion

    John, who is a spectacular guy – very polished, can’t even sit down and relax after work and enjoy a dinner without getting bombarded with proposal questions from the very annoying Caroline. Reminds me of how #FraudNewsCNN claimed that my political dinner arranged for top 20 leaders in Germany somehow looks sinister. There was no collusion! The Fake News Media is becoming more and more dishonest! At some point they will be forced to discuss our great jobs numbers, strong economy, success with ISIS, the border & so much more!…Now Caroline claims that Girl may leave or kill Todd if she does not receive the ring she thinks she deserves! Her threats are as empty as the Senate Republican hold outs on the healthcare bill. Or all the crazy celebrities that all said they would move to Canada if I was elected. – LIES! They all come around eventually.

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Date Night

    Clueless Girl thinks all her recent behavior will lead to her getting a ring? – WRONG. She has about a good of a grip on reality as Goofy Sen Elizabeth Warren aka “Pocahontas” has on the healthcare debate. Todd should delay her engagement hopes longer than Sen Mitch “kermit the frog” McConnell will delay August recess to work on the bill. That’s called getting the job done! The Fake News Media will never cover story accurately but Girl will certainly need to refill that XANAX prescription after next week. SAD!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on The Chronicles Of Todd: Strip Club

    Gas prices are the lowest in the U.S. in over ten years! I would like to see them go even lower, but not as low of a friend Finn is at the strip club. Has left Todd completely out to dry – total disaster when Girl finds out. The completely failing FAKE NEWS @Morning_Joe show is now reporting that Girl will probably make Todd treat her to spa day and some expensive retail therapy just to get back on her good side. SAD!..Surprisingly, Todd kept level head entire time at strip club. Let’s see how he fairs now proposal is becoming imminent, or if he implodes like Chris Christie’s political career. BEACHED WHALE!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Redecorate

    Girl’s reckless spending habits are worse than House Democrats, costing taxpayers millions of wasted dollars. Must work on new budget, NOW! Girl thinks she can rope Todd into an engagement by making him buy lavish furniture – WRONG! What a “COMPLETE FRAUD” Then she throws a tantrum after not getting her way just like Crooked Hillary threw a tantrum on election night – couldn’t even give concession speech! Very weak people. At least Todd is trying to not be such a Lightweight now.

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Dinner Party

    Todd pulls BIG League move and watches game with the boys despite making Girl unhappy! Talk about schlonged. You think girl would take a page out of the Democrats book and realize she would do much better if she just worked together. Obstruction doesn’t work! New leaks from failed #MSM sources are now saying Girl’s next stunt is to set Victoria and Spencer up in an attempt to round out this couples friend group solely for her own personal gain – very disingenuous. SAD!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Day Drink

    This scene is sadder than the fact 2 million more people just dropped out of ObamaCare. It is a death spiral. Obstructionist Democrats gave up, have no answer = resist! Now the very annoying Caroline is the “instigator in chief”. Convincing Todd and group to make bad decision when girls are already drunk. Thought they would stay at the beer garden but then run off to get an uber. Fake News is at an all time high. Where is their apology to Todd and guys for all of the incorrect stories. Sad!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Spin Class

    Was getting ready to leave for Cincinnati, in the GREAT STATE of OHIO, to meet with ObamaCare victims and talk Healthcare & Infrastructure – until reading TGDAG completely ruined my morning. Girl gets over emotional about riding a BIKE?! She is a total embarrassment just like Kathy Griffin! Tries to make fun of the very annoying Caroline, but can’t even keep it together. Should be ashamed of herself. This is more upsetting than The House’s inability to get the VA Accountability Act bill to my desk. SAD!

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  • realDonaldTrump 7 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Group Photo

    Despite the constant negative press covfefe, clueless girl is more selfish than whining Chuck Schumer is in the Senate. No CLASS or regard for others social media presence! Now it is reported that the black jeans, who graciously took photos for the group, doesn’t want to testify if the pics are instagramable or not. She wants to run! Just like some Republican Senators tried to RUN and not pass a new (repeal & replace) HEALTHCARE bill that adds saved $’s. She sound very untrustworthy. Now the FAKE news media is saying Alex’s jumpsuit ‘blows away’ Girl’s which is completeyly misleading testimony. Witch Hunt!

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  • realDonaldTrump 8 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Make Up

    All civilized parties must joint together to protect Todd’s sanity and the sacred right of not being manipulated by Girl in order to live in safety and peace. Unfortunately, we jsut heard Fake News CNN is doing polls again that claim Todd is happy despite that fact that his is missing out on what’s in front of him. WAY OFF disaster, much higher ratings at Fox – SAD! Now the is a vicious cycle ahead for Todd. Justice must be fair and swift!

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