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The Yuppiest Wedding Photo Of All-Time Has Finally Been Uncovered

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I know, I’m not in a position to talk, but hear me out.

I did it. I found the yuppiest wedding photo of all-time, which was difficult to do. Friday after Friday, I scour the internet for insufferable marriage announcements that I can scream from my ivory tower about. Trust me – I’ve seen a lot of white people doing a lot of insufferable things. This couple, while not really all that insufferable, is something even more fun to make fun of: hilariously white.

Their names are Stephanie and Robert, and their wedding photographs were taken by Robert Radifera. And what they created was amazing.

Here’s a running list of the whitest things about this couple:

– She’s Canadian.

– Robert actually goes by “Blake.”

– They went to Hamilton College (70% white).

– Stephanie was on the Hamilton Hockey Team.

– The entire bridal party is holding hockey sticks.

– “Blake” was on the Hamilton Lacrosse Team.

– Every groomsman appears to be ready to go toss in the quad.

– The dude on the far right.

Is there a high chance I accidentally run into these people during Restaurant Week in Newport, Rhode Island at some point in my life? Well, yeah, probably. But I can still poke fun from afar.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t drop the gloves and punch me square in the face.

[via The Washingtonian]

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Will

Will deFries (Twitter / Instagram) is a Senior Writer at Grandex and the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries (Twitter / Instagram). Email me at will@grandex.co.

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