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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on The Chronicles Of Todd: Bachelor Party Planning

    “Would be very dangerous for Todd to go on bachelor party to Columbia or even Cabo in Mexico. Illegal DRUGS are pouring into this country at an alarming rate. El Chapo and the Mexican drug cartels use the border unimpeded like it’s a vacuum cleaner, sucking drugs and death right into the U.S. If we have no border, we have country. That’s why ICE endorsed me – John should know better! Now Todd has caught Girl lying about yoga retreat. Trump cannot wait to see what Girl says to the very annoying Caroline for ‘spilling the beans’ to John. INVESTIGATE!”

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Bachelorette Party, Volume II

    The very annoying Caroline is acting more petty than the main stream media did with Crooked Hillary after losing election – will never accept the results! But deFries from the up deck takes out twitter Caroline with some reality as she goes down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t treaten people Caroline! Would be very bad for you.

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Kentucky Derby Party

    A rigged system – When Girl makes Todd wear seersucker suit when he isn’t even going to Derby. What is she doing? Why would Todd allow this? Why such unequal “justice?” At some point I will have no choice but to use the powers granted to the Presidency and get involved and stop such nonsense! This ‘Derby Party’ will be a bigger fail than The White House Correspondents’ Dinner. An event that is DEAD as we know it. A total disaster and an embarrassment to our great Country and all that it stands for. FAKE NEWS is alive and well and beautifully represented on Saturday night.Terrific!

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: The Wedding Planner

    Here’s a great stat – since January 2017, the number of people forced to use food stamps is down 1.9 million. The American people are finally back to work! Except for Girl who still is unemployed, yet expects her father and Todd to fund her ‘dream wedding’ and expensive tastes….Last night, @FLOTUS did a spectacular job hosting the President of France @EmmanuelMacron and his wife Brigitte. The State Dining Room never looked more beautiful, and Washington is abuzz over what an incredible job Melania did. Had an GREAT conversation with President Macron that maybe Trump should extradite Girl and Timothée to his country. Would fit in much better there and would no longer be a problem from Trump each week. Thanks!

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Destination Wedding

    Todd should quit job and focus on writing new book – The Art of Caving to Girl. ZERO backbone, people. Girl seems even more Slippery than slime ball James Comey (a proven LEAKER & LIAR and a man who always ends up badly out of whack (he is not smart!), will go down as the WORST FBI Director in history, by far. It was my great honor to fire James Comey!) Now Girl gets Todd to agree to gauche destination wedding in Aspen but worries if Todd has the effort & energy (he doesn’t) to devote to wedding planning. This wedding could go down as one of the worst “botch jobs” in history – how embarrassing for Girl if the event turns out to be a BIG Fail. And Girl thinks she can get away with it because she has decided that “her parents are paying for it” and is costing her family thousands of dollars. She thinks she can use her father like Amazon thinks they can use me! Costing the US Post Office massive amounts of money for being their Delivery Boy. Amazon should pay these costs (plus) and not have them bourne by the American Taxpayer. Many billions of dollars. P.O. leaders don’t have a clue (or do they?)!

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: "Will You Be My Maid Of Honor?"

    Very SAD what Girl is doing to Katie leaving her out of co-maids of honor. Almost worse treatment than my wonderful attorney Michael Cohen received from the FBI. Trump is doing things that nobody thought possible, despite the never ending and corrupt Russia Investigation, which takes tremendous time and focus (almost as much as time and focus as it took Girl to set up coffee shop table). And now we know there was no Collusion or Obstruction (other than I fight back), so now they do the Unthinkable, and RAID my lawyer’s office for information! BAD! Unsurprisingly, Girl thought she could just walk into cafe and demand a reservation. Who does she think she is? – Bashar al-Assad who thinks its OK to run roughshod over his own people. Now Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Well I have some news for you! Get ready Russia, because they will be COMING, nice and new and “smart!” Even bigger missiles than ever seen before. You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Double Date, Part I

    Wow, Girl acting worse than Crazy Joe Biden right now. Thinking she has a lot on her plate with wedding planning and trying to act like a tough guy to Todd after silly argument. Actually, she is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet she is passive aggressive with Todd, crying all the way, to get him to take her on expensive dates. These kind of tactics are used by Democrats like Cryin’ Chuck Schumer all the time, but they will never work on Trump – Too smart! Hopefully these two can keep it together in front of Claire and Tom. Maybe date will go well. Hopefully as well as Xi Jingping’s meeting with Kim Jong Un went last night. Now Rocket man looks forward to his meeting with me. Big Praise!

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Bridesmaids

    Surprisingly, Girl’s maid of honor choice is nowhere to be found. Just like the Democrats are nowhere to be found on DACA. Gave them 6 months, they just don’t care. Where are they now? We are ready to make a deal! President Obama had 8 years to fix this problem, and didn’t. I am waiting for the Dems, they are running for the hills, SAD!…Now people are very afraid Crazy Girl will want to choose co-maids of honor. She does not want to do this, she clearly prefers the very annoying Caroline over Katie as a friend. However! she will do it to be petty to Caroline for making her share this role with Katie during her wedding – Very Smart trolling. Trump a fan of this move, BIG league!….Unfortunately all this poor wedding planning may cause Girl’s fairy tale ending to crash and burn in a complete disaster worse than Little Rocket Man’s failed missiles testing North Korea (accidentally hit their own city of Tokchon! Wow what a joke. Poor people of that country and poor Todd for all those wasted dollars on wedding). Maybe this will be an even greater disaster than the Oscars…Lowest rated Oscars in HISTORY. Too much pandering to the left in Hollywood. Problem is, we don’t have Stars anymore – except your President (just kidding, of course)! HAH

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  • realDonaldTrump 6 years ago on Things Girls Do After Graduation: Wedding Planning

    Deranged Girl is becoming more unhinged over wedding planning by the day. Maybe even more deranged than the bad actors in the lying’ Mainstream Media who lose their minds and have mental seizures every time Trump has BIG WIN to show for: (45 year low on illegal border crossings this year..MS-13 thugs being hit hard, record high in decades for our beautiful booming economy thanks to our massive Tax Cut Bill, ISIS and Taliban now DEAD and on the RUN, appointing of many conservative Judges at the Federal and District level – said to be some of the best legal minds around! WOW! Big praise, unemployment claims among Women and African Americans are at the lowest level since 1973, and much much more!)…Luckily Girl has her mother (who seems like a wonderful lady, just brilliant) to come in and “save the day” by scheduling fabulous French wedding planner..just like Trump had to come in and save Liddle’ Adam Schiff who was making a fool of himself over @Foxnews for his comments on Russian meddling. What else is new?

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