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Seamus or Dicky?
Hmm, then you probably won’t like my “Live and let live,” forehead tattoo.
“There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.”
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Yeah, always want to make sure you get your kid into the bar scene as early as possible. Maybe give them a few sips to get them a taste for it.
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I also can’t get over the fact that this woman thinks a giant sand sculpture with her name on it is “subtle.”
“Duuuust in the wiiiiind…”
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Aaaand now I have to piss again.
This was excellent.
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Have to imagine the 9/11 one was from a few years ago with older employees, because my answer would be something like, “Uh, the third grade.”
That last line, though.
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Why are you trying so hard to make us hate you?
“Your place would be better.”
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Not reading the syllabus is basically saying, “I would like to be blindsided by an assignment or policy halfway through the semester.”
I have a strong desire to put this guy in a headlock and give him a noogie.
“You know how easily you get sick.” Classic.
$32,000? Was it one of the seven rings given to the race of dwarves?
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