I’ve encountered Shibby from TFM to PGP, and really, what’s your deal Shibby? Who are you? Where do you come from? What is your purpose? And why aren’t you on TFM anymore?
Refusing to listen to a band you genuinely enjoy simply because they got popular makes you a fucking hipster. If that was your attitude, then Present Day You is much better than High School You.
I’d probably marry any girl who could be this real on the spot. I feel like this is the female equivalent of Vince Vaughn’s dating rant in the first scene of Wedding Crashers, and I respect the hell out if it.
What is it with Citizens Bank Park and great dad stories? Few years back you had the guy who caught the home run, gave it to his daughter, only for her to immediately throw it back on to the field.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game. I don’t blame Mayweather or Pacquiao. I simply blame anyone who actually ordered the fight. That’s just how the free market works. You can personally find it immoral that we as a society value the entertainment of a boxer with a 3rd grade reading level over say, a cop, or a teacher. But that’s the reality of living in a free country, and for all it’s faults, it’s better than the alternative.
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Sapphire & Tonic, my go to.
Saturday
Not sure how you wrote this so well, everyone knows you’re not allowed with 100 feet of a Little League game Dorno.
I’m using the selfies one. No child of mine, son or daughter, will be doing that shit.
I’ve encountered Shibby from TFM to PGP, and really, what’s your deal Shibby? Who are you? Where do you come from? What is your purpose? And why aren’t you on TFM anymore?
Refusing to listen to a band you genuinely enjoy simply because they got popular makes you a fucking hipster. If that was your attitude, then Present Day You is much better than High School You.
Did you intend to head to Gawker’s comment section and get lost or something?
Participating in a study that requires you to drink excessively…for science. – TFM
I’d probably marry any girl who could be this real on the spot. I feel like this is the female equivalent of Vince Vaughn’s dating rant in the first scene of Wedding Crashers, and I respect the hell out if it.
You got sucked into recruiting too?
San Dieguns
Honest to God ASU is the reason I’m hoping reincarnation is a thing. Went to a 5k student school next to Newark. WTF was I thinking?
Triple that. Most people would kill for a Manhattan studio for under 1500. Fuck, under 2000
What is it with Citizens Bank Park and great dad stories? Few years back you had the guy who caught the home run, gave it to his daughter, only for her to immediately throw it back on to the field.
I like Netflix and sweatpants really means, “Are you okay with me being fat by 35?”
Wishing divorce within 2 years upon the couple who had a wedding on a Wednesday.
Don’t hate the player, hate the game. I don’t blame Mayweather or Pacquiao. I simply blame anyone who actually ordered the fight. That’s just how the free market works. You can personally find it immoral that we as a society value the entertainment of a boxer with a 3rd grade reading level over say, a cop, or a teacher. But that’s the reality of living in a free country, and for all it’s faults, it’s better than the alternative.
TFTC?
This was like some JTrain level writing. Agreed with it entirely.
In my first wedding ever in August. Not the Best Man, thank God, but a Groomsman. The email chains are already obnoxious.