I’m down for the Sperry thing. Our favorite human character is already dead inside. Might as well kill our favorite non-human character outright for good measure.
I definitely wouldn’t peg Girl as the type that would be willing to have a shotgun wedding. She’s definitely the type that wants Madonna arms in her wedding dress.
As for Todd, I bet he made the same mistake we all did, and assumed the inexplicably long birthday celebrations girls have end in college (and before you go in the red in your bank account).
At least he got the invite from the girlfriend herself. Nothing worse than having a gf’s friend call you and say “Hey, since you’re taking her out on her birthday, we set up a couple’s dinner at (insert most expensive restaurant possible here) the night before!”
Baby Gravy, Duck Butter, Truffle Butter, the Body Fluid cocktail (a favorite among Gitmo detainees, who love to provide it for Red Cross visitors, according to a friend who used to work for Navy security forces) and last, but not least, Ranch.
I originally thought I was going to disagree with the subject of this article, because I glanced at this article’s photo of outstretched hands on a table, and read “You’re an adult, put down the co…”
I went to Old Crowe that night. Wound up in that mayhem south of Broadway myself. Tapped on an Uber’s window and said “I’ll give you $60 to cancel your rider and take us home.” 10 minutes later I was walking in my door.
I didn find out from a driver the next day that a lot of ubers couldn’t find their pick ups because of that shitty service around there at the time. Everyone’s locations were bouncing around and riders were being randomly dropped.
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Hey now, Vicious Circle was pretty good.
I’m going to go back and read TGDAG again, so I can end my Wednesday PGP experience on a pleasant note.
Definitely the type of girl who blew Todd 3, maybe 4 times before she locked it down and they got serious and hasn’t come remotely close since then.
I’m down for the Sperry thing. Our favorite human character is already dead inside. Might as well kill our favorite non-human character outright for good measure.
This brings back so many horrible memories of going to Arrington with my ex.
So Taylor, what do you use as your opener if the guy is wearing Ole Miss gear?
Nah. She was definitely too focused on posting instagram photos to show Jordan how much fun she was having to actually get any D.
I definitely wouldn’t peg Girl as the type that would be willing to have a shotgun wedding. She’s definitely the type that wants Madonna arms in her wedding dress.
Y’all are both high. Todd definitely drunk texted her and hinted at marriage. Todd always let’s us down like that.
The “trouble” walking up is obviously their friend group’s sweaty, slightly overweight late-20s friend who still has a world class coke connection.
They can’t seem to stop him, either.
Lol. Disappear? You think this bitch wouldn’t find him?!
Well, no one else does.
As for Todd, I bet he made the same mistake we all did, and assumed the inexplicably long birthday celebrations girls have end in college (and before you go in the red in your bank account).
At least he got the invite from the girlfriend herself. Nothing worse than having a gf’s friend call you and say “Hey, since you’re taking her out on her birthday, we set up a couple’s dinner at (insert most expensive restaurant possible here) the night before!”
…Yayy.
It’s sad that women these days are so self centered that we consider blowjobs “creative”.
Baby Gravy, Duck Butter, Truffle Butter, the Body Fluid cocktail (a favorite among Gitmo detainees, who love to provide it for Red Cross visitors, according to a friend who used to work for Navy security forces) and last, but not least, Ranch.
I originally thought I was going to disagree with the subject of this article, because I glanced at this article’s photo of outstretched hands on a table, and read “You’re an adult, put down the co…”
What’s the address?
So she’s Ole Miss alumn?
I went to Old Crowe that night. Wound up in that mayhem south of Broadway myself. Tapped on an Uber’s window and said “I’ll give you $60 to cancel your rider and take us home.” 10 minutes later I was walking in my door.
I didn find out from a driver the next day that a lot of ubers couldn’t find their pick ups because of that shitty service around there at the time. Everyone’s locations were bouncing around and riders were being randomly dropped.