PTO_or_GTFO

Member Since 02/06/2014

I still don’t know what the acronym in my company’s name stands for. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

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I have $23 in my checking account to last until payday. PGP.

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My career arc is disturbingly similar to Matt Leinart’s. PGP.

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My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

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That 25-minute early morning poop/Tinder sesh starting your day off right. PGP.

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Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.

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Brushing your teeth while peeing in the morning to save time. PGP.

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That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

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I swear every single person in my office sneezes like a fucking freak. PGP.

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