I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

Today’s office gossip: someone left her space heater on overnight. PGP.

Dude in the stall beside me was shamelessly blaring gangster rap from his phone. PGPM for him. PGP for me.

Someone just microwaved a seafood pot pie in the office break room. PGP

I went bowling last night by myself and I actually enjoyed it. PGP

Having to make a login account for every job I apply for #PGP

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

Taking a sick day to go on an interview. PGP.

My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP