Growing up i remember it was 1998, i was 8 years old and still a firm believer in Santa, it was the one and only year my parents decided to head out and get a real tree. What a nightmare it was, thing dried up faster than a bar on st Patrick’s Day. I remember my dad took a match to it in our backyard to get rid of it a few days after Xmas. I had never seen something go up so fast in my life. Still remember they look on his face thinking “oh my god this Thing was in my house”. Fake tree or bust.
This literally just described my cousins wedding to the fullest. All expensive as hell wedding gifts on the registry, the two most expensive hotels in the downtown major us city it was in were the rooms blocked off. Update emails every 3 days. Even as a groomsman, i said Fuck it and got a cheap room out by the airport. Because staying that much closer to the wedding party is worth paying $399 a night compared to $150 a night.
A very close friend of mine dated a girl for almost 7 years. In the last few years her Disney “obsession” started to take shape and she started makes frequent trips down there. They mutually split up after he didn’t want to move from Illinois to Orlando. She now has a yearly season pass and has an apartment near the parks and posts almost weekly Pictures of standing in line at magic kingdom. She’s 30 too.
If I was a direct relative I wouldn’t even come
To your wedding if it was on thanksgiving. Nothing says this is all about us and not family than doing that
Allocate your budget Accordingly. I’ve now gone to not one but two weddings that I had to travel a good distance to, to be served pizza for dinner. Not only is it tacky but after a few cocktails, I’d would rather have a good hearty meal in me and not something you ordered some hipster made in the back on his vintage brick oven mobile pizza stand. Give me have a cheap steak over 5 different IPAs on tap to choose from. I know you had good intentions there but we all gotta eat.
McDonald’s has its place and always will. I’m on 94 driving through butt fuck Indiana, I’m not gonna pull off the interstate and drive 20 minutes out of the way to find a damn sit down fancy taco stand. I’m getting two fucking Big Macs and a large coke and eating that shit 2 minutes later back on the road.
Same goes for breaking bad. Skip over all the skyler and Marie drama, makes hour long dramas go by a ton easier and faster without missing the main plot.
Side comment, if you’re trying to re watch Mad Men, skip over all the Betty and Peggy drama, makes it that much easier. Unless that’s what you wanna see.
Every time I’ve gone in there, which has been quite a few, hey they have amazing food and beer, it’s always been weird B grade kung fo movies playing or stuff from the 3.99 bin from the local truck stop.
If he’s correcting your sexts, he’s not that smart and is compensating for something. This is kind of guy who probably had a drunk father call him retarded his whole adolescence
Why is a 45 year old man carrying around a BB gun like he’s Ralphie from a Christmas Story. That’s the question we should be asking. At least get arrested with a .45acp or something Jesus Christ
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Growing up i remember it was 1998, i was 8 years old and still a firm believer in Santa, it was the one and only year my parents decided to head out and get a real tree. What a nightmare it was, thing dried up faster than a bar on st Patrick’s Day. I remember my dad took a match to it in our backyard to get rid of it a few days after Xmas. I had never seen something go up so fast in my life. Still remember they look on his face thinking “oh my god this Thing was in my house”. Fake tree or bust.
This literally just described my cousins wedding to the fullest. All expensive as hell wedding gifts on the registry, the two most expensive hotels in the downtown major us city it was in were the rooms blocked off. Update emails every 3 days. Even as a groomsman, i said Fuck it and got a cheap room out by the airport. Because staying that much closer to the wedding party is worth paying $399 a night compared to $150 a night.
A very close friend of mine dated a girl for almost 7 years. In the last few years her Disney “obsession” started to take shape and she started makes frequent trips down there. They mutually split up after he didn’t want to move from Illinois to Orlando. She now has a yearly season pass and has an apartment near the parks and posts almost weekly Pictures of standing in line at magic kingdom. She’s 30 too.
If you still drink miller lite you’re a beer enthusiast not a beer snob. Get it right
Thanksgiving can arguably be better than Christmas. No pressure, no gift giving. Just eat and drink a lot in perfect fall weather. Worst take ever
Hey were cool! We wear jeans
There is a reason why New York is Themistocles junior airline base in the world
If I was a direct relative I wouldn’t even come
To your wedding if it was on thanksgiving. Nothing says this is all about us and not family than doing that
Allocate your budget Accordingly. I’ve now gone to not one but two weddings that I had to travel a good distance to, to be served pizza for dinner. Not only is it tacky but after a few cocktails, I’d would rather have a good hearty meal in me and not something you ordered some hipster made in the back on his vintage brick oven mobile pizza stand. Give me have a cheap steak over 5 different IPAs on tap to choose from. I know you had good intentions there but we all gotta eat.
McDonald’s has its place and always will. I’m on 94 driving through butt fuck Indiana, I’m not gonna pull off the interstate and drive 20 minutes out of the way to find a damn sit down fancy taco stand. I’m getting two fucking Big Macs and a large coke and eating that shit 2 minutes later back on the road.
I’m ok with this. The wine and champagne on my airplanes are terrible.
Same goes for breaking bad. Skip over all the skyler and Marie drama, makes hour long dramas go by a ton easier and faster without missing the main plot.
Side comment, if you’re trying to re watch Mad Men, skip over all the Betty and Peggy drama, makes it that much easier. Unless that’s what you wanna see.
Trains are boss minus the fact they’re always 2 hours behind schedule
Every time I’ve gone in there, which has been quite a few, hey they have amazing food and beer, it’s always been weird B grade kung fo movies playing or stuff from the 3.99 bin from the local truck stop.
Unless you’re at Three Floyds in Munster where they’ll tell you to fuck your self before they fill it up. Nothing worse than a business hipster.
If he’s correcting your sexts, he’s not that smart and is compensating for something. This is kind of guy who probably had a drunk father call him retarded his whole adolescence
Took a girl to a Harlem globetrotters game. Never heard from her again
Why is a 45 year old man carrying around a BB gun like he’s Ralphie from a Christmas Story. That’s the question we should be asking. At least get arrested with a .45acp or something Jesus Christ
Espn will still talk 99% percent about the nba even during the Stanley cup with the NBA finals over a month away with these changes. Fact