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Giving some visitors from out of sea a tour of my favorite local watering coves tonight, hopefully cracking open a book and a few cold ones tomorrow other than that just keeping it low key and cleaning weapons at some point.
I greatly appreciate your objective coverage of both sides of dolphin culture. It’s really just like motorcycle gangs, 99% of pods are just looking to have a good time and roam the seven seas while the remaining 1% is into and does some real disturbing things to animals and people.
If it was fake I would have set the story at the restaurant where the PizzaGate conspiracy theory started and have Alex Jones, DB Cooper, and the ghost of Johnny Manziel’s career all sitting at the table with him
He is a shitty tipper though. Pepperidge Farm may not remember but Hyde Park Prime Steakhouse does. Guy ran a 3 figure bill and didn’t tip a dime. In his defense I’m told tipping’s not really a thing in Europe so could just be a cultural thing but still fucked over the staff pretty hard.
Late to the party but hefemeizen and general feasting at hofbrauhaus prior to mild to moderate bar hopping. Currently drinking rubbing alcohol and blocking out the pain of another Patriots Super Bowl
I have heard stories of a bar where a midget sits in a cage and if someone tips more than 10 bucks rings a bell and runs down the bar pouring shots in everyone’s mouth. Gonna try to find this Atlantis on SB Sunday
Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!! 5% of the dolphin population may be rapey as all hell but y’all wrote the book on mass murder. Your species kills each other in batches of 6-21 Million at a time and worst of all popularized dabbing.
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Giving some visitors from out of sea a tour of my favorite local watering coves tonight, hopefully cracking open a book and a few cold ones tomorrow other than that just keeping it low key and cleaning weapons at some point.
“It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off” -Dolphin McKnight
I greatly appreciate your objective coverage of both sides of dolphin culture. It’s really just like motorcycle gangs, 99% of pods are just looking to have a good time and roam the seven seas while the remaining 1% is into and does some real disturbing things to animals and people.
I am loving all of the dolphin content recently Dave, keep up the good work and have a phenomenal weekend!
Can confirm, outstanding rush too. Been known to still rip one every now and again during a long weekend.
flu has brought down about a quarter of my coworkers this week, definitely not a terrible strategy for beach season.
Oysters, Clams and Cockles
Given the fact that you have opposable thumbs would not have judged at all if things 58-91 were more like things 58-27867581
You’re a wizard Madoff! Gonna have to give that pizza trick a try
If it was fake I would have set the story at the restaurant where the PizzaGate conspiracy theory started and have Alex Jones, DB Cooper, and the ghost of Johnny Manziel’s career all sitting at the table with him
This was Columbus in 2016 before the Arnold Classic. One of the valets even helped Arnold’s driver change a tire.
He is a shitty tipper though. Pepperidge Farm may not remember but Hyde Park Prime Steakhouse does. Guy ran a 3 figure bill and didn’t tip a dime. In his defense I’m told tipping’s not really a thing in Europe so could just be a cultural thing but still fucked over the staff pretty hard.
Shrimp Relleno and some mussels
Krillestrone and some leftover oysters
*hefeweizen sorry flippers are numb
Late to the party but hefemeizen and general feasting at hofbrauhaus prior to mild to moderate bar hopping. Currently drinking rubbing alcohol and blocking out the pain of another Patriots Super Bowl
Tom Brady is a manifestation of Hades himself.
I have heard stories of a bar where a midget sits in a cage and if someone tips more than 10 bucks rings a bell and runs down the bar pouring shots in everyone’s mouth. Gonna try to find this Atlantis on SB Sunday
I’ve never mated with anyone who didn’t show multiple forms of Identification and express enthusiastic consent.
Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!! 5% of the dolphin population may be rapey as all hell but y’all wrote the book on mass murder. Your species kills each other in batches of 6-21 Million at a time and worst of all popularized dabbing.