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Can also confirm, did Spring Break in New England with a buddy and it was absolutely gorgeous and we mostly had the place to ourselves. Took a little over a week and hit spots all over. NH and VT are both beautiful and are a pretty easy drive from Portland, we also hit Boston and RI close to Point Judith. If you are outdoorsy at all I recommend Acadia National Park and spending some time in Bar Harbor after
I very nearly lost the ability to procreate due to an errant tailfin strike whilst wrasslin. Had a solid charleyhorse going afterwards but I’m very glad everything important is still intact
You might be on to something with that bougie yet simple restaurant. I saw an establishment non-ironically selling $7 PB&J the other night whilst out on the waves. Granted that pretty much gave me cancer but maybe you could do a ton of unique takes on grilled cheese
not sure how they do in Texas but usually if there’s a stop like that out here in the ocean blue they are looking for 1) drugs 2) sea creatures canoodling for profit or 3) creatures drinking that muddy water
I did a tough mudder in Chicago
To show Twitter I was cool
And when It finally was over, I felt ten followers lower
But fuck it, it was something to do
I’m living out in Chi-town
I drive a sports car just to prove
I’m a real big baller ’cause I made 30K
And I spend it on Avocado Toast
But you don’t wanna be mudding like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don’t ever wanna step off that obstacle and be all alone
You don’t wanna do a tough mudder like this
Never knowing who’s who like this
You don’t wanna be stuck up on that obstacle singing
Stuck in all that mud singing
All I know is hashtags, hashtags
Darling, all I know are hashtags, and stories
I’m just a crossfitter who already blew his WOD
I get along with hipsters
‘Cause my name’s a reminder of a pop song people forgot
And I can’t keep a girl, no
‘Cause as soon as the sun comes up
I cut ’em all loose and Tough Mudders my excuse
But the truth is I can’t open up
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Can also confirm, did Spring Break in New England with a buddy and it was absolutely gorgeous and we mostly had the place to ourselves. Took a little over a week and hit spots all over. NH and VT are both beautiful and are a pretty easy drive from Portland, we also hit Boston and RI close to Point Judith. If you are outdoorsy at all I recommend Acadia National Park and spending some time in Bar Harbor after
A reading from the gospel of Defries
I very nearly lost the ability to procreate due to an errant tailfin strike whilst wrasslin. Had a solid charleyhorse going afterwards but I’m very glad everything important is still intact
What’s a God to a PGPer who can’t afford anything?
trying my flippers at some jiu jitsu then meeting up with a buddy from out of town to raise some kelp.
If you do that I will swim out to check it out and write glowing reviews on Kelp
You might be on to something with that bougie yet simple restaurant. I saw an establishment non-ironically selling $7 PB&J the other night whilst out on the waves. Granted that pretty much gave me cancer but maybe you could do a ton of unique takes on grilled cheese
not sure how they do in Texas but usually if there’s a stop like that out here in the ocean blue they are looking for 1) drugs 2) sea creatures canoodling for profit or 3) creatures drinking that muddy water
I don’t know how I feel about cream cheese in sushi.
You guys are great I just don’t want you crawling around my nether, regions.
Correct. That’s how you get crabs
This was never an option for me unfortunately, I’ve settled for experimenting with kelp while I’m out hunting
I guess they call it “going postal” for a reason
He’s NeuroticToTheBone but at the surface he looks calm and ready
but if you don’t sacrifice a ferret to Ra at 3:33 pm how do you know the eclipse wont last forever?!?!!?
Learntoswimlearntoswimlearntoswimlearntoswimlearntoswim
May the odds be ever in your favor
Do manufacturers at Glock factories refer to themselves as Glocksmiths?
Asking for a friend
scouting out spots in the oceanic cut to see the eclipse and catching up with some friends who are back in town
I did a tough mudder in Chicago
To show Twitter I was cool
And when It finally was over, I felt ten followers lower
But fuck it, it was something to do
I’m living out in Chi-town
I drive a sports car just to prove
I’m a real big baller ’cause I made 30K
And I spend it on Avocado Toast
But you don’t wanna be mudding like me
Never really knowing why like me
You don’t ever wanna step off that obstacle and be all alone
You don’t wanna do a tough mudder like this
Never knowing who’s who like this
You don’t wanna be stuck up on that obstacle singing
Stuck in all that mud singing
All I know is hashtags, hashtags
Darling, all I know are hashtags, and stories
I’m just a crossfitter who already blew his WOD
I get along with hipsters
‘Cause my name’s a reminder of a pop song people forgot
And I can’t keep a girl, no
‘Cause as soon as the sun comes up
I cut ’em all loose and Tough Mudders my excuse
But the truth is I can’t open up