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Celebrating my trip to downvoteville by diving headfirst into a pile of logistics management software knowledge to gear up for an phone interview Monday. Will be taking breaks to catch some live music on Sunday and visit a mentor dolphin in the hospital Saturday.
Kudos for the Mr. Brainwash reference, you should try this pop-up out at community festivals in Chicago or tourist destinations and see how many marks you can draw in
As an admitted flipper-dragger from the oceanic equivalent of the Rust Belt my appreciation for modern art extends as far as Banksy/Shepard Fairey and not much farther but I’m ok with that and won’t turn my nose up to the occasional art gallery excursion
We all knew this day was coming, like watching a serious boating accident from 40 feet below and knowing you are powerless to stop it. Now the best we can hope for is a prenup and a better life for Sperry
Don’t sleep on the $5 pizza from Little Ceaser’s. Yeah maybe it doesn’t taste quite as good as the $15 dollar artisanal ‘za but its at least 80% as good for a third of the price.
I just got done moving, gonna clean out a seabed outside the new abode tomorrow then mainline CFB all afternoon. On Sunday I’m gonna continue plugging through GoT cause I decided to swim with the current and conform but now I need to get through approximately 5 1/2 seasons before it’s safe to use the Internet again. Everybody in Houston/Louisiana stay safe and keep being an awesome community.
I don’t know how the licensing would work, but there should be alcohol trucks that drive around corporate megaplexes and workplaces that play a jingle like an ice cream truck to attract all the worker bees out on their lunch hour for a round or 12
STORY TIME (Names have been changed to protect the innocent):
Many moons ago, there was a friend and coworker of mine named” Rick”. Rick and his friend and fellow dolphin “Morty” who were borderline blacked out and making their way home when they were accosted by a squad sized element of orcas led by a skinny little porpoise who fancied himself a slim shady type. Slim shady decides he wants to pick a fight and Morty was willing to oblige despite being outnumbered approximately 12:2. Rick sees the odds and realizes there are three options. Door #1 is to vomit (no one wants to fight a creature covered in puke). Door #2 is to get naked (No one wants to fight a naked creature, particularly if they are still covered in puke from door #1). Door #3 was befriend and absorb the orca squad. Despite being close to alcohol poisoning levels of drunk Rick successfully made friends with all the orcas while the Slim Shady porpoise was talking shit to Morty and when Slim Shady looked for his crew to back him up he realized they had all been turned by Rick. Slim Shady skulked off into the deep and Rick said goodbye to all his new friends then proceeded to lean over and vomit into a trash receptacle, prompting Morty to realize just how skunked him and Rick would have been if they tried to brawl. Rick’s performance is now the yardstick by which I measure drunken feats of skill and diplomacy.
Just came here to say I will pay twenty sand dollars (international) to any individual consultant who makes their slogan on their business card “I drink and I know things”
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Double dip and get in on the Columbus PGP groupchat, Fitz. We’d love to have you!
you guys drink a few extra for me, I’ll be there in Spirit
Celebrating my trip to downvoteville by diving headfirst into a pile of logistics management software knowledge to gear up for an phone interview Monday. Will be taking breaks to catch some live music on Sunday and visit a mentor dolphin in the hospital Saturday.
at this point the downvotes are a badge of honor more than anything CC @vaginatrix
Kudos for the Mr. Brainwash reference, you should try this pop-up out at community festivals in Chicago or tourist destinations and see how many marks you can draw in
What’s a condom?
I’d watch that
As an admitted flipper-dragger from the oceanic equivalent of the Rust Belt my appreciation for modern art extends as far as Banksy/Shepard Fairey and not much farther but I’m ok with that and won’t turn my nose up to the occasional art gallery excursion
A bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off
We all knew this day was coming, like watching a serious boating accident from 40 feet below and knowing you are powerless to stop it. Now the best we can hope for is a prenup and a better life for Sperry
PREACH. Ever since they were determined to be “not poisonous” cancer diabetes and heart disease have skyrocketed. Coincidence? I think not
Don’t sleep on the $5 pizza from Little Ceaser’s. Yeah maybe it doesn’t taste quite as good as the $15 dollar artisanal ‘za but its at least 80% as good for a third of the price.
I just got done moving, gonna clean out a seabed outside the new abode tomorrow then mainline CFB all afternoon. On Sunday I’m gonna continue plugging through GoT cause I decided to swim with the current and conform but now I need to get through approximately 5 1/2 seasons before it’s safe to use the Internet again. Everybody in Houston/Louisiana stay safe and keep being an awesome community.
Kind of like when you burned Atlanta?
You’re a good man Mr. Arcadia, should you be so inclined the ocean would welcome you as one of their own
I don’t know how the licensing would work, but there should be alcohol trucks that drive around corporate megaplexes and workplaces that play a jingle like an ice cream truck to attract all the worker bees out on their lunch hour for a round or 12
You could always try swimming!
STORY TIME (Names have been changed to protect the innocent):
Many moons ago, there was a friend and coworker of mine named” Rick”. Rick and his friend and fellow dolphin “Morty” who were borderline blacked out and making their way home when they were accosted by a squad sized element of orcas led by a skinny little porpoise who fancied himself a slim shady type. Slim shady decides he wants to pick a fight and Morty was willing to oblige despite being outnumbered approximately 12:2. Rick sees the odds and realizes there are three options. Door #1 is to vomit (no one wants to fight a creature covered in puke). Door #2 is to get naked (No one wants to fight a naked creature, particularly if they are still covered in puke from door #1). Door #3 was befriend and absorb the orca squad. Despite being close to alcohol poisoning levels of drunk Rick successfully made friends with all the orcas while the Slim Shady porpoise was talking shit to Morty and when Slim Shady looked for his crew to back him up he realized they had all been turned by Rick. Slim Shady skulked off into the deep and Rick said goodbye to all his new friends then proceeded to lean over and vomit into a trash receptacle, prompting Morty to realize just how skunked him and Rick would have been if they tried to brawl. Rick’s performance is now the yardstick by which I measure drunken feats of skill and diplomacy.
Just came here to say I will pay twenty sand dollars (international) to any individual consultant who makes their slogan on their business card “I drink and I know things”
Thank Poseidon Sperry is alive, I don’t trust Girl to use sharp objects let alone take care of a living creature