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Only creature on this list that can’t be brought down with a liberal application of hollow points (in a state with sensible gun lawsof course) is Jason. Having said that if you end up in close quarters combat with any of these you are most likely well and truly skunked
Micah, you chose poorly in trash talking Columbus. I’m sure you could find something you liked to do up there. I for one think you would love to take in an international avant garde film at Studio 35 after your meal at the Crest Gastropub. As it stands now you should probably stay south of the Mason Dixon because the North remembers…
Do: Be upfront if something isn’t going anywhere. Better to rip off the band aid then have someone continue building nonreciprocated feelings for you.
Don’t: Rob casinos, Be afraid to meet different creatures
Fellow member of “using a Netflix account from an ex from years ago” nation. I keep waiting for the day the password changes but 3.5 years later the gravy trains still rolling.
One could also consider going into one of the trades. there’s a deficit of nurses and multiple types of skilled labor and there’s about to be a huge opportunity for truckers cause automated trucking is still 15-20 years out from being a factor provided people’s phobia of Skynet/BigBrother doesn’t kill it in the womb. Hence why plumbers are clearing 100k a year in some places while the college diplomaed folks are trapped in the cubicle maze
amen to that I took every opportunity to swim to the back of the reef that I could. Eventually I got good enough with inventory that they let me stay back there and I interacted with 2 customers per week max if they got real busy and had to pull me from my lair
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Only creature on this list that can’t be brought down with a liberal application of hollow points (in a state with sensible gun lawsof course) is Jason. Having said that if you end up in close quarters combat with any of these you are most likely well and truly skunked
Micah, you chose poorly in trash talking Columbus. I’m sure you could find something you liked to do up there. I for one think you would love to take in an international avant garde film at Studio 35 after your meal at the Crest Gastropub. As it stands now you should probably stay south of the Mason Dixon because the North remembers…
“Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm” -Dolphin F. Kennedy
Cc @Girl Fitzpatrick
Yes
I’m color deficient so in these situations I assume I’m wrong and usually am right about being wrong
Try swimming together sometime! the ocean’s big enough for the two (or 3 or 41) of you
But is it waterproof? With those neoprene additions I think yes, making these garments fashionable yet finctional
Do: Be upfront if something isn’t going anywhere. Better to rip off the band aid then have someone continue building nonreciprocated feelings for you.
Don’t: Rob casinos, Be afraid to meet different creatures
Mr. President I speak for all the creatures of Ohio when I say you NEED to dig up the pgp columbus reddit thread and join the group chat
“Fishing relaxes me, it’s like yoga except I still get to kill something” -Ronald Ulysses Dolphin
These moves and weddings go together like cocaine and dolphins!
The NFL as a league is taking a pretty big L right now
Good snacks are absolutely critical to strong ultra performance
wholeheartedly agree
Kiss from a rose- Seal
Fellow member of “using a Netflix account from an ex from years ago” nation. I keep waiting for the day the password changes but 3.5 years later the gravy trains still rolling.
One could also consider going into one of the trades. there’s a deficit of nurses and multiple types of skilled labor and there’s about to be a huge opportunity for truckers cause automated trucking is still 15-20 years out from being a factor provided people’s phobia of Skynet/BigBrother doesn’t kill it in the womb. Hence why plumbers are clearing 100k a year in some places while the college diplomaed folks are trapped in the cubicle maze
Don’t sleep on Pizza Hut truly a unique one of a kind experience that not too many people know about
amen to that I took every opportunity to swim to the back of the reef that I could. Eventually I got good enough with inventory that they let me stay back there and I interacted with 2 customers per week max if they got real busy and had to pull me from my lair