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Hard times make strong men
Strong men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make hard times
– the hippie generation/generation X just happened to fall in a time that allowed for weakness and a lack of accountability, the same flaws they now see in their kids and grandkids.
scarecrow, flannel and jeans plus a one dollar straw hat and you’re golden. you can also take a christmas wreath and red bedsheet and instantly turn into a roman. Or you can dress up as a human when in real life you’re just a dolphin from the Internet
Having been on the other side of this, I can honestly say just take the L and put whatever it is you’re buying on hold til tomorrow. reduces the embarrassment for all involved and enables you to save time and face then when you don’t show up to claim the item there’s no awkward interaction and the lampshade slides back into the abyss
One thing I will freely admit that millenialls killed was mason jars. Those used to be for moonshine and storing things over the winter and now they’re used for all manner of Pinteresting Garbage (Leans back in oceanic rocking chair and stares wistfully out over the ocean floor)
For the record this has been a banner day for content at PGP. Great work Charlie! Also, male cats are some of the most voyeuristic creatures out there they
To be fair a reasonably well armed group of outsiders could probably dispose of IT if they got the drop on him and he’s heavily dependent on home field advantage but He is more prolific than he gets credit for
The movie makes a lot more sense when you add in the context from the book that IT has the entire town under a form of psychosis that keeps the adults from stopping him. I don’t know why they couldn’t spare the extra thirty seconds of screen time to explain that but it makes the movie much more enjoyable
Perks of living underwater: Whole family has their space but sound still carries really far if things go down or it’s time to go shark hunting
Hard times make strong men
Strong men make good times
Good times make weak men
Weak men make hard times
– the hippie generation/generation X just happened to fall in a time that allowed for weakness and a lack of accountability, the same flaws they now see in their kids and grandkids.
DCA is pretty miserable too
Narrator: The nipple secret was not in fact safe with them
This is your life and its ending one minute at a time -Tyler Durden
scarecrow, flannel and jeans plus a one dollar straw hat and you’re golden. you can also take a christmas wreath and red bedsheet and instantly turn into a roman. Or you can dress up as a human when in real life you’re just a dolphin from the Internet
buy a gigolo
Still reading these in Walter White’s voice, for some reason it’s particularly entertaining for this comment
Having been on the other side of this, I can honestly say just take the L and put whatever it is you’re buying on hold til tomorrow. reduces the embarrassment for all involved and enables you to save time and face then when you don’t show up to claim the item there’s no awkward interaction and the lampshade slides back into the abyss
My scaries have lessened since college, am I doing this wrong? (younger dolphin yelling at cloud)
One thing I will freely admit that millenialls killed was mason jars. Those used to be for moonshine and storing things over the winter and now they’re used for all manner of Pinteresting Garbage (Leans back in oceanic rocking chair and stares wistfully out over the ocean floor)
I hope to Poseidon you are on some kind of academic or athletic scholarship
Thug kitchen.com
Columbus remembers.
gonna need a column about that orgy, Mr. Goldstein
Columbus Remembers, Micah. Anejos sound pretty good though but the take on scotch was a new low
*Out there
Forgive me PGP for I have sinned
For the record this has been a banner day for content at PGP. Great work Charlie! Also, male cats are some of the most voyeuristic creatures out there they
To be fair a reasonably well armed group of outsiders could probably dispose of IT if they got the drop on him and he’s heavily dependent on home field advantage but He is more prolific than he gets credit for
The movie makes a lot more sense when you add in the context from the book that IT has the entire town under a form of psychosis that keeps the adults from stopping him. I don’t know why they couldn’t spare the extra thirty seconds of screen time to explain that but it makes the movie much more enjoyable