Googling “pros and cons of being an uber driver”. PGP.

The only reason my digestive health is regular is because of the morning coffee

Knowing which stalls have the best wifi.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

You haven’t truly lived until you’ve been drunk 3 separate times in the same day. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

At lunch I called around for auto insurance quotes.

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.