Leftist cuck. Diehard New York Mets fan.

Member Since 07/13/2016

Touchella 2018 is going to be littttty.

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All My Hipster Friends Finally Sold Out

I’m Getting Really Into Scotch Despite The Fact That It’s Making Me Look Like An Insufferable Douchebag

Oh, You’re Hungover? Act Like You’ve Been There Before

Got a job offer and the company offered the same exact salary amount as my first job. I have 3 years of work experience. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I Refuse To Learn Street Names As Long As Google Maps Exists

Having to schedule hangovers on your calendar. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My boss hired two more salespeople. I guess I should polish my resume a little bit just in case. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Had a panic attack so bad on my drive home from a stag party that my arms went numb and had my girlfriends mom pick me up. PGP.

Post Grad Problems