I find that a light workout does make me feel better. Get the blood pumping, sweat out the toxins, rehydrate thoroughly, and stretch. Any difficult workout will make me feel worse, and risks injury.
Donald, I figure I’ll help you out. Here’s a freebie: “Sipping some cold brew in the Oval Office as I prepare to destroy SNL for their stupid portrayal of Sean Spicer. Melissa McCarthy is totally unfunny. Sad!”
Donald I think all the stress of the new job is affecting your performance. Take a vacation at Mar a Lago, play some golf, and regroup. I have faith in you.
Not to get overly political here but I think it’s relevant. Donald Trump is the biggest special snowflake of them all. Any SNL skit directed at him gets his panties in a bunch, any news story that’s negative about him or his policies he sees as a personal attack. Literally anything that does not fit his personal narrative has him throw fucking fits. I recognize not all of you like this take, but ya know, it’s important to start a dialogue.
Well since I think my date may have gotten me sick, I’ll be going to bed early tonight to ward of this virus. May knock out a few assignments tomorrow. Sunday I may take the girl I’ve been dating on a hike, and then watch the super bowl.
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Thanks Chuck. I’m hoping that Donald can get it figured out. His success is everyone’s success.
A Rockstar? How is the skatepark life going?
I find that a light workout does make me feel better. Get the blood pumping, sweat out the toxins, rehydrate thoroughly, and stretch. Any difficult workout will make me feel worse, and risks injury.
Donald, I figure I’ll help you out. Here’s a freebie: “Sipping some cold brew in the Oval Office as I prepare to destroy SNL for their stupid portrayal of Sean Spicer. Melissa McCarthy is totally unfunny. Sad!”
DRINKING SOME ICED COFFEE AND SMASHING AN OUTLINE FOR A SPEECH.
Donald I think all the stress of the new job is affecting your performance. Take a vacation at Mar a Lago, play some golf, and regroup. I have faith in you.
This was poorly thought out
I enjoyed the political takes. Do more of those.
I believe this is Satire.
It’s a shame that even Super Bowl commercials can divide people.
Thank you Dillon for continuing to drop knowledge on the people
Not to get overly political here but I think it’s relevant. Donald Trump is the biggest special snowflake of them all. Any SNL skit directed at him gets his panties in a bunch, any news story that’s negative about him or his policies he sees as a personal attack. Literally anything that does not fit his personal narrative has him throw fucking fits. I recognize not all of you like this take, but ya know, it’s important to start a dialogue.
FUCKING THANK YOU.
I enjoy this account. Keep it real Donald.
hey man dont blow up his spot
this novelty account should be used a bit more sparingly.
let the haters hate
Name checks out
Well since I think my date may have gotten me sick, I’ll be going to bed early tonight to ward of this virus. May knock out a few assignments tomorrow. Sunday I may take the girl I’ve been dating on a hike, and then watch the super bowl.
You need all that salt to rehydrate. It’s all about the electrolytes.